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cubaged adj. The state of being drunk and assessing the evening by its exact cubic content. Shiho was cubaged and estimated the remaining lager in cubic inches. cuban primed adj. Too drunk to arrive at a last round by ordinary arithmetic, and working instead through a sequence of increasingly specific conditions. Jerzi was cuban primed by the end and could not settle on a final drink without eliminating several candidates. cubaned adj. Reduced by drink to eight equal corners, each offering a different route home. Rajkumar was cubaned and tried to leave the pub through all eight corners. cubanelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweet but unexpectedly pointed opinion about the quickest route home. Maezell was cubanelled and gave the driver precise directions through three unnecessary back streets. cubanited adj. Loosened by drink into a coppery, sulphurous determination to leave before the next round. cubanitoed adj. Emboldened by drink to order a rum-based bloody mary and call it sensible preparation for the journey. Ilo got cubanitoed and ordered tomato juice with rum immediately before attempting the night bus. cubarithmed adj. Slowed by drink to counting raised points before deciding whether another round is arithmetically possible. Ayslee was cubarithmed and counted the till buttons before paying for the final drinks. cubationed adj. Drunk and lying down wherever the journey home briefly permits it. Mehtaab was cubationed beneath the coat hooks before the taxi had finished turning round. cubatured adj. Drunk to the point where every seat, coat, and passenger is assessed for cubic capacity. Krysta was cubatured and calculated that the taxi contained insufficient room for one more scarf. cubbed (/kʌbd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become young, inquisitive, and liable to follow strangers home. Yarismar was cubbed and asked the bouncer whether the pavement had parents. cubbied (/kʌbid/) adj. Drunk in a way that requires a small, confined space and makes leaving it negotiable. cubbinged (/ˈkʌbɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to organise the walk home into badges, patrols, and a responsible adult. Ciasia got cubbinged and appointed herself patrol leader for the route to the station. cubbishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of youthful enthusiasm, with the evening reduced to badges and a misplaced whistle. Daviel was cubbishnessed and awarded the taxi driver a badge for punctuality. cubbridge-headed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the coat stand becomes a ship's partition and the pub a vessel. Lily-jeanne was cubbridge-headed and directed passengers towards the forecastle by the toilets. cubby holed adj. A drinker so far gone that privacy and safety appear obtainable only in the smallest available room. cubby housed adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated into an imaginary small dwelling and declared it private property. Preciliano got cubby housed and conducted the rest of the evening from beneath the side table.