cutched
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cutched adj. Loosened by drink into something preserved but no longer tensioned enough to hold a straight course. Lelita was cutched, her speech slackened like an old net between two chairs. cutchereed adj. Of a drinker: mixed beyond easy separation, particularly when asked a simple question.
cutcheried adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the nearest room as an administrative office and issue regulations. Jostyn became cutcheried, issuing by-laws for the snug with the solemnity of a minor civil servant. cutcherried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an administration office, with every step requiring official consideration. Quantae was cutcherried halfway upstairs, reviewing each step before authorising the next. cutdowned adj. Drunk and requiring the evening's circulation to be exposed before further movement can occur. cute girls doing cute thingsed adj. Drunk enough to find every small movement adorable, particularly your own unsuccessful attempts at coordination. cute hoored (/kjut huɹd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary charm and into shrewd, shameless negotiations with the staircase. Eleya became cute hoored and persuaded the handrail to accept responsibility for her descent. cute hoorismed adj. Drunk beyond cunning, trickery, and cleverness, with every crooked plan visible in the pauses between words. Xiadani was cute hoorismed and proposed a cynical arrangement involving the last taxi. cute meeted adj. Drunk, with the result that two strangers meet charmingly whenever you collide with either of them. Sheeneeka was cute meeted, introducing herself to the same stranger after each contact with the bannister. cute-'em-upped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room as a cheerful shooting game, with obstacles rendered harmlessly cartoonish. cute-hoorismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes cynical self-interest appear sound, provided nobody examines the balance sheet. Adalicia was cute-hoorismed and negotiated a discount on the stairs she had failed to climb. cutenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding every failed gesture endearingly attractive, including the unsuccessful ones. Avonel was cutenessed, smiling sweetly while attempting the same stair for the third time. cuteninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually making every awkward movement appear more appealing than competent. Bloneva was cuteninged, turning a stumble beside the stairs into an apparently deliberate flourish. cutensiled adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every novelty object as essential luggage for the journey home. Tanise, thoroughly cutensiled, insisted the novelty bottle-opener needed its own taxi. cuterebrided adj. Reduced by drink to circling the buffet like a persistent fly while waiting for last orders. Gaylor spent the final round cuterebrided, orbiting the crisps without landing.
cutesificationed adj. Softened by drink into making every coat, glass and taxi sound endearingly delightful. Treymon got cutesificationed and called the cloakroom attendant a lovely little custodian.