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cutesinessed
cutie patootied
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cutesinessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into finding unbearable sweetness in the queue for coats.
Wigberto became
cutesinessed
while waiting, complimenting each scarf as it emerged.
cutestered
adj.
Loosened by drink into approaching strangers as though the last orders bell were a social introduction.
Trayonna got
cutestered
and invited the entire taxi queue to share her umbrella.
cutesy-pooed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to adopt a cloying manner which would be intolerable even in a small ornament.
Briance became
cutesy-pooed
and addressed the landlord as though he were a cherished woodland creature.
cutesypooed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to describe the departing company, without irony, as precious little darlings.
Bartolome became
cutesypooed
and blessed the whole table before collecting his coat.
cutexed
(/ˈkjutɛksd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to applying an unnecessary second coat before attempting the night bus.
Kimar was
cutexed
and spent ten minutes painting one thumbnail beside the taxi rank.
cuteyed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of finding every person in the taxi queue unexpectedly charming.
Bethy got
cuteyed
and offered the last cab to a man carrying no luggage.
cutgrassed
adj.
Drunk and catching every loose strap, sleeve and trouser cuff on the way to the door.
Ljiljana left
cutgrassed
, snagging her handbag on three chairs and the coat stand.
cutiaed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every distant sound suggests a rare bird calling for the next round.
Juwayriyya became
cutiaed
and searched the taxi rank for a Himalayan songbird.
cuticled
(/ˈkjuːtɪkəld/)
adj.
Drunk enough to acquire a protective outer layer of coats, scarves and misplaced confidence.
Terriauna emerged
cuticled
beneath two borrowed coats and a yellow rain jacket.
cuticlinned
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing your own coat from the structural lining of the cloakroom.
Jaala went
cuticlinned
and attempted to leave wearing a curtain from the snug.
cuticulaed
adj.
Drunk beyond the useful surface of the evening, with a tough covering against all directions home.
Reeta became
cuticulaed
and rejected three taxis as insufficiently weatherproof.
cuticularizationed
adj.
Drunk in a way that grows a fresh layer over every failed plan to get home.
Viveca got
cuticularizationed
, covering the abandoned bus plan with a railway plan.
cuticulinned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the evening develops a resistant outer coating and no longer yields to reason.
Kassaundra grew
cuticulinned
and would not be persuaded that the pub had closed.
cuticulosomed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the ears detect magnetic fields in every road sign pointing home.
Ovadia became
cuticulosomed
and followed a pub sign as though it indicated north.
cuticuraed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of requiring a medicated clean-up after negotiating the cloakroom floor.
cutie patootied
(/ˌkjuːti pəˈtuːtid/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which an attractive stranger becomes an extended matter for admiration.
Gurseerat grew
cutie patootied
and took several minutes to compliment the same passer-by.
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