cubic kilometred
cubicovarianted

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cubic kilometred adj. Drunk on the strength of occupying an immense volume of conversation while making one modest point. Roniqua went cubic kilometred and took the whole taxi journey to reach the subject. cubic metered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room as a measured cube and yourself as its contents. Tykenya got cubic metered and insisted the dance floor required another dimension.
cubic metred adj. Drunk on the strength of a confident volume estimate which no available container can support. Savahna got cubic metred and ordered a cubic metre of lager for the table. cubic millimetred adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the smallest possible quantity as an exact science. Sanyiah got cubic millimetred and disputed the final mouthful's volume. cubic nitred adj. Still drunk, and certain that every disagreement will crystallise into a neat cube if left alone. Deosha got cubic nitred and waited for the argument to form corners. cubic timed adj. Too drunk to finish one task, yet confident that three nested delays constitute a method. cubic tonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to order timber by volume and assume the pub will supply it. Waseem got cubic tonned and asked the landlord to stack his drinks by lumber measure. cubic yarded adj. Having drunk enough to regard every available space as a cube one yard wide. Careyann got cubic yarded and reserved a yard of floor for each handbag. cubic zirconiaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake conspicuous glitter for proof that your decision is sound. Cagney got cubic zirconiaed and bought a necklace from the station kiosk. cubicaed adj. Drunk and finely woven into the last round, though not improved by the process. Cajuan became cubicaed and wrapped himself in two coats for the walk home. cubicalnessed adj. You are drunk and trying to make every conversation fit neatly into a box. cubicitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a cubic shape makes an otherwise poor plan inherently stable. Yasine got cubicitied and stacked the empty glasses into a mathematically reassuring tower. cubicked (/ˈkjuː.bɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and following a curved morning trajectory that no straight line improves. Aamanee arrived cubicked, taking the long route from the door to the kettle. cubicle farmed adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the surrounding furniture into a large, impersonal workplace with no obvious purpose. Sedale got cubicle farmed and issued desk allocations to everyone at the dinner table. cubicled (/ˈkjubɪkəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a small private compartment for an office of considerable importance. Meryll got cubicled and held a private board meeting in the lavatory.
cubicovarianted adj. Drunk to the point where the route home changes predictably with every cubic turn. Dalven got cubicovarianted and took the square of the wrong street.