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cubicuboctahedronned adj. Describing a drinker who has given every surface an angle and every angle a managerial purpose. Elves got cubicuboctahedronned and reorganised the buffet according to its triangular faces. cubiculumed (/kjuːˈbɪkjʊləmd/) adj. A drinker who has retired to a small room and appointed himself its Roman governor. Pratheek got cubiculumed and declared the spare bedroom an imperial residence. cubied adj. A drinker so far gone that each new decision turns one manageable problem into several smaller ones. Sarahann got cubied and scrambled the puzzle pieces while insisting progress was visible. cubiled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the lowest available footing as a sound foundation. Jainah got cubiled and built her escape plan from the bar's bottom shelf. cubilinned (/ˈkjuː.bɪl.ɪnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who believes another round will improve the body's absorption system. Khalisa got cubilinned and prescribed a further drink for everyone else's digestion. cubilosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sticking the evening together with a salivary nest beside the sofa. Kaivan was cubilosed, gently sealing the sandwich to the plate with the confidence of a swift. cubindered adj. Drunk by the third round, and extending the sitting room into a fourth dimension around the sofa. cubinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to solve the breakfast arrangements by turning every object a quarter-turn. Chantis got cubinged and rotated the butter dish repeatedly, hoping toast would emerge. cubinvarianted adj. Still drunk, and preserving one cubic feature unchanged while the rest of the kitchen shifts around it. cubismed (/ˈkjuː.bɪz.əmd/) adj. Too drunk to see the room as anything but intersecting planes, especially the sofa and the kitchen floor. Kavish became cubismed and described the coffee table as several arguments meeting at right angles. cubisted adj. Drunk enough to reduce every journey across the room to uncertain geometric fragments. Caitlyn went cubisted and crossed the hall in a series of disconnected diagonals. cubitainered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the water container for a rigid box within another box, and settle beside it. Nefertiti became cubitainered and packed the water jug carefully inside the bread bin. cubital fossaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the elbow pit as a suitable hollow for storing the evening's last biscuit. Jawarren became cubital fossaed and tucked the biscuit into his elbow before forgetting it. cubitaled adj. Having drunk more than the elbow can comfortably support, and using the kitchen counter as a second arm. Jahmarcus was cubitaled, leaning his entire evening against the worktop while reaching for water. cubited (/ˈkjuː.bɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the distance from sofa to kitchen by forearms rather than steps. Azion, cubited, reported that the glass of water was four elbows away and therefore attainable. cubitiered (/ˌk(j)u.bɪtˈjɛəɹd/) adj. You are drunk and guarding the elbow as though the sofa were an armoury and the kitchen a battlefield.