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cubitused adj. Of a drinker who has turned one forearm into the evening's principal support and the sofa into a medical necessity. Sancho got cubitused and used his forearm to guide himself towards the water. cubizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into cubic form, including the sofa, the sink and the glass. Shawnise became cubizationed and arranged the cushions into a precise block before sitting beside them. cubleted adj. A drinker who has become a little, sleepy creature, curled beneath a blanket and awaiting water. Lavondia turned cubleted on the sofa, accepting the glass of water with both hands. cublinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a small cub has apparently taken charge of the sofa and requested toast. cubmastered adj. Drunk beyond organising a safe descent, though still issuing instructions about it. cubo-cubed adj. The state of being drunk and raised to the sixth power, with the sofa becoming mathematically inevitable. Jaquon was cubo-cubed and required six separate explanations before accepting the water. cubo-futurismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has remodelled the kitchen in imagination and left the sofa in tomorrow. cubo-futuristed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned household objects into angular masterpieces, without moving from the sofa. Jerrolyn got cubo-futuristed and praised the kettle for its uncompromising geometry. cubo-octahedronned adj. Softened by drink into fourteen agreeable faces, eight triangular and six square, all resting against the sofa. cuboargyrited adj. Reduced by drink to a grey-black domestic mineral, faintly metallic and immovable beside the sofa. Soma became cuboargyrited and remained beside the sofa until someone brought water. cuboctahedronned adj. Sharpened by drink into fourteen opinions, each delivered from a different corner of the kitchen. Rajinder became cuboctahedronned and assigned a separate view to every cupboard door. cubohemioctahedronned adj. Loosened by drink into a faceted household shape, with the kitchen and sofa no longer meeting cleanly. Franci became cubohemioctahedronned and left a gap between the sofa and the glass of water. cuboid boned adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, roughly cubical progress, each step towards the glass receiving full consideration. Jennye became cuboid boned and crossed the sitting room in measured stages for water. cuboidal boned adj. Having drunk enough to walk on the wrong side of the foot, where the ankle expects a cuboid. Piers was cuboidal boned by closing time, negotiating the kerb with his outer foot. cuboided adj. Emboldened by drink to blame the small outer foot bone for the long journey between sofa and kitchen. Valisa got cuboided and claimed the cuboid bone had vetoed any further trip for water. cubologied adj. Having drunk more than enough to spend the evening solving a coloured cube no one has asked about. Kinder became cubologied and rotated the bar coaster as though one face might reveal the answer.