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cuchifritoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a crisp, fried fragment with an unnecessarily pork-centred outlook. Shameeka was cuchifritoed, crisp in manner and discussing pork with unusual precision. cuchintaed adj. Drunk to the point where every chewy rice cake appears to require a formal ranking. Amazyn got cuchintaed and arranged the steamed cakes from yellowest to most persuasive. cuchuflied adj. Loosened by drink into a hollow tube, carrying vanilla-flavoured remarks from one end of the bar to the other. Britleigh was cuchuflied, hollow enough for every vanilla opinion to echo through her. cuck chaired adj. Slowed by drink to an ornamental corner seat facing the bed and observing proceedings without intervening. Behzad was cuck chaired, fixed in the corner and watching the room as though it were a hotel bed. cuck-servatived adj. Drunk by closing time, and yielding the conversation to whoever speaks last. Erlyne went cuck-servatived and agreed with the barman, the taxi driver, and the pavement. cuckcaked adj. Drunk and treating a mutually agreed intrusion into someone else's relationship as a piece of celebratory baking. Jerman was cuckcaked, raising a glass to an arrangement nobody else at the table understood. cuckcelled adj. Drunk to the point where romantic grievance has acquired a locked room and a manifesto. Demariae became cuckcelled and delivered a bitter address from the end of the bar. cucked (/kʊkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take a humiliating romantic arrangement as though it were a point of distinction. Kelsia got cucked and discussed the arrangement loudly beside the fruit machine. cuckeried adj. Drunk enough to turn a private marital betrayal into the evening's principal public entertainment. Atavion got cuckeried and made the whole snug familiar with an absent couple's difficulties. cuckholded adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the tale has altered, or that the person hearing it has left. Jutin was cuckholded, recounting a domestic mystery to an empty chair near the bar. cuckied adj. Having drunk enough to make romantic betrayal everybody else's administrative concern. Karmya was cuckied, asking strangers to confirm whether her partner had looked suspicious. cucking stooled adj. Drunk past the point of discretion and ready to be fastened to a chair while the neighbours take an interest. Jacynthia was cucking stooled beside the fireplace, where the regulars could hear the entire account. cucklebured adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted movement catches on an invisible obstruction. Raquawn was cucklebured, halted halfway across the room by nothing visible. cuckleburred adj. Drunk enough to make progress in short, prickly jolts rather than continuous movement. Olsen was cuckleburred, advancing towards the lavatory in a series of abrupt corrections. cuckold-makered adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless conversation is treated as an opportunity to arrange somebody else's domestic complications. Zanilah was cuckold-makered, introducing two married people with the confidence of a matchmaker. cuckolded (/ˈkʌ.kəʊldd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you serenely unaware of the missing truth in your own household. Crandall was cuckolded, praising the evening while overlooking its most obvious absence.