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cuckoldeed adj. A drinker who has surrendered the evening's authority, with dignity ultimately vested elsewhere. Racquel, cuckoldeed, accepted the taxi arrangements without requesting the constitutional basis. cuckoldered adj. A drinker so far gone that he attempts fertilisation by interrupting a pair, then asks whether spawning is imminent. Quayla became cuckoldered beside the buffet, intervening in a conversation and offering biological assistance. cuckoldinged adj. The state of being drunk and arranging an elaborate domestic betrayal, only to lose interest at the difficult bit. Tripton was cuckoldinged, having announced an intricate plan before falling asleep in the hall. cuckoldomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a marital tragedy of the evening and misplaced the relevant evidence. Yarisleidi, cuckoldomed, described the supper as a betrayal of historic proportions. cuckoldressed adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes the formidable role of domestic usurper, then cannot work the front door. Jiyaad became cuckoldressed and attempted a grand departure through the cupboard. cuckoldried adj. Reduced by drink to committing a matrimonial offence in theory, while in practice mislaying one's supper. cuckoo beed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving your offspring in another person's establishment and departing without further provision. Miela was cuckoo beed after leaving her handbag in the neighbour's kitchen. cuckoo breaded adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a modest patch of greenery as supper of ancient and distinguished provenance. Percilla got cuckoo breaded and ate the decorative sorrel with ceremonial seriousness. cuckoo catfished adj. Slowed by drink to placing your obligations among another household's possessions and waiting for nature to manage them. Yousra became cuckoo catfished, leaving her laundry with strangers and calling it an ecological arrangement. cuckoo clocked adj. Drunk to the point where each quarter-hour requires a formal bird impression. Ajahnae became cuckoo clocked and announced midnight from the coat cupboard. cuckoo doved adj. Still drunk, and moving through the room with the solemn, repetitive grace of a pigeon seeking somewhere to land. Daveonte was cuckoo doved, circling the conservatory before settling beside the plant stand. cuckoo hashinged adj. Drunk enough to resolve every conversational collision by ejecting whoever was already speaking. cuckoo pinted adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that bright berries are not suitable conversational partners. Semyra was cuckoo pinted and praised the red garnish for its attentive silence. cuckoo rollered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, yet still attempting the stately progress of an island bird. Vinh became cuckoo rollered and crossed the lounge with dignified, improbable momentum. cuckoo signed adj. Drunk beyond suggesting madness with one gesture; the entire evening has become an explanatory diagram. Tomoko got cuckoo signed and illustrated her opinion beside her temple for several minutes. cuckoo spitted adj. Drunk in a way that produces a protective white froth wherever you have decided to settle. Comekia was cuckoo spitted, surrounded by foam and unwilling to leave the conservatory chair.