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cuesticked adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a stick propelling a ball, with comparable accuracy. Haidynn was cuesticked and took four minutes to line up a glass with the coaster. cuevavirused adj. Drunk and behaving as though a small, obscure infection had acquired administrative control of the evening. Jaquaveon was cuevavirused and issued clinical observations about the bar's ventilation. cuff linked adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding the evening together with two small, decorative acts of misplaced precision. Cadey was cuff linked and attempted to fasten his shirt to the tablecloth. cuff on the eared adj. Drunk enough to deliver a painful rebuke to the side of your own head while looking for the lavatory. Miriama went cuff on the eared against the doorframe and continued without complaint. cuffbanded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing military insignia from ordinary sleeve decoration, and prepared to investigate both. Galilea became cuffbanded and inspected every sleeve for evidence of rank. cuffed (/kʌfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the hands have become woollen coverings and dexterity is merely historical. Belgica was cuffed and attempted to button a coat with an entire mitten. cuffeed (/ˈkʌfid/) adj. Drunk beyond all useful precision, and inclined to turn the room into a badly classified social category. Khiree was cuffeed and addressed the entire bar as though compiling a census. cuffered adj. Drunk, with the result that an improbable account is delivered as established local history. Haeli was cuffered and claimed the pub had once employed a swan as treasurer. cuffied adj. Drunk in a way that makes an obsolete form of address seem not merely acceptable but administratively necessary. Abdirahim became cuffied and addressed the landlord in a manner last heard in a ledger. cuffing seasonned adj. Drunk on the strength of an approaching winter, and consequently seeking companionship with unseemly administrative urgency. Fabian was cuffing seasonned and proposed a shared blanket before dessert arrived. cuffinged (/ˈkʌfɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of administering small, unnecessary blows in lieu of argument. Hazal grew cuffinged and punctuated each disagreement with the back of a hand. cuffinned (/ˈkʌfɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a commonplace man into the only gentleman of consequence in the county. Avalea became cuffinned and introduced himself to the mirror as a man of standing. cufflessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed with the alarming freedom of sleeves no longer constrained at the wrist. Zoraida was cufflessnessed and rolled every sleeve to an impractical height. cufflinked (/ˈkʌflɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently dependent on small metal fastenings to keep the person assembled. Anothy was cufflinked and searched the carpet for the final component of his composure. cuffoyed adj. Too drunk to stand last night, and by morning padded sufficiently to avoid the consequences. Ezda was cuffoyed, sleeping upright beneath a coat and declining all structural assessments. cuffuffled adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a small commotion into a matter for senior management. Mini became cuffuffled and demanded minutes for the disagreement over crisps.