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cuked adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a cucumber constitutes a complete meal. Asin became cuked and ate a garnish with the concentration of a restaurant critic. cukonged adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every conversation conceals a business empire. Jashyra got cukonged and offered to restructure the pub’s ownership before pudding. cukongismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that informal alliances can solve any administrative difficulty. Elrik was cukongismed and promised to have the landlord’s parking rules revised by morning. cukservatived adj. Too drunk to hold a political position for longer than the next interruption. Christle was cukservatived, changing sides whenever another person lifted a glass. cul de sacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter a dead end with confidence and blame the road on arrival. Joselinne went cul de sacked and insisted the alley had moved behind her. cul-de-foured adj. Still drunk, and treating every low, rounded surface as a suitable place to establish authority. Kienan arrived cul-de-foured and addressed the footstool as though opening a civic meeting. cul-de-lamped adj. Too drunk to leave a blank space unfilled, particularly when it is someone else’s silence. Cleao became cul-de-lamped and supplied ornamental remarks between every sentence. cul-de-sacked (/ˈkʌldəsakd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a blind alley for a deliberate shortcut. Medric became cul-de-sacked and led everyone down the lane behind the bins. culantroed (/kuːˈlɑːn.tɹoʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pungent herb as both medical treatment and personal strategy. Maverix became culantroed and prescribed fresh leaves for the taxi driver’s suspension. culassed adj. You are drunk and presenting a polished lower surface to every difficult decision. Jiyu was culassed and offered the smoothest possible explanation for missing the last train. culatelloed adj. Of a drinker: cured by time, stored carefully, and increasingly certain of his own savouriness. Shyheem arrived culatelloed and described the buffet as a regional culinary institution. culchaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every habit as evidence of civilisation. culched adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated enough loose material to build an entire argument around it. Deanna became culched and used every discarded anecdote to construct a case for another round. culcitosided adj. A drinker who treats a complicated internal change as proof that a bold decision is medically sound. Shadiyah became culcitosided and diagnosed the broken jukebox with impressive certainty. culdesacked adj. Having drunk more than judgement can accommodate, and proceeding confidently towards an obvious dead end. Oline went culdesacked and chose the corridor marked exclusively for staff. culdocentesised adj. A drinker so far gone that every hidden problem must be investigated immediately, with unsuitable instruments. Izair became culdocentesised and searched the coat cupboard for evidence of a missing wallet.