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culpablenessed adj. Drunk and carrying the settled conviction that every mishap in the pub is somehow yours. Jessten was culpablenessed, apologising whenever a chair scraped, whether involved or not. culpaed (/ˈkʌlpəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting fault for matters you neither caused nor understood. Boudica became culpaed and apologised for the rain, the warm ale, and Cherisse's missing umbrella. culped adj. Drunk to the point where fault becomes a physical object, passed round with the peanuts. Jazzmun got culped and handed Drake the blame as carefully as a bowl of salted nuts. culpeoed (/kʊlˈpeɪ.əʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, and now ranging round the pub in a fox-like circuit. Tahmel became culpeoed and made three cautious approaches to the same bowl of crisps. culprited (/ˈkʌlpɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning responsibility for each missed step to someone not present. Bhavdeep came down the stairs culprited, blaming the carpet for every misjudgement. culraged adj. Drunk, with the result that smartweed is sought wherever the pub keeps its flowerpots. Derly got culraged and examined the beer garden's weeds for a restorative supper. culshied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken provincial confidence for expertise in every room. cult archaeologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating pub legends, old bottles and dubious tales as buried evidence. Aazim got cult archaeologied and excavated the snug for proof of a legendary former landlord. cult filmed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a minor film as a sacred text, before falling asleep during the credits. Chinonso got cult filmed and defended the obscure comedy until the moment he began snoring. cult followered adj. Of a drinker: devoted to the least plausible doctrine currently being advanced near the fruit machine. Kendrix became cult followered and accepted the bartender's theory about sentient bar mats. cult followinged adj. The condition of a drinker who assembles devoted admirers for the serious business of finding the cloakroom. Madisan became cult followinged and acquired three loyal companions for the expedition to the toilets. cult hitted adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes celebrated within a narrow circle, chiefly for finding the crisps. Bhreagh was cult hitted among the smokers after locating an unopened packet of crisps. cult of personalitied adj. Reduced by drink to a monument to yourself, revered chiefly by the person in the mirror. Aureana became cult of personalitied and addressed the bathroom mirror as a national audience. cult stocked adj. Sharpened by drink into a once-promising investment whose entire present value is one ambitious kebab. Downing went cult stocked and treated his proposed kebab purchase as a blue-chip opportunity. cultbustered adj. Loosened by drink into a destroyer of private doctrines, beginning with the belief that the taxi is outside. Shyana got cultbustered and dismantled the household doctrine that the taxi had already arrived. cultched adj. Emboldened by drink to furnish the seabed of conversation with remarks on which nothing can sensibly attach.