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cultdomed adj. Slowed by drink to the state of being cult, with a following consisting chiefly of one patient friend. Tarndeep became cultdomed and required a patient follower to guide him towards the lavatory. culte du moied adj. Drunk and worshipping the self, particularly its ability to operate the toaster. Alize became culte du moied and praised her own successful use of the toaster. culted (/kʌltd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the barmaid's arrival into a sacred visitation. Gurpartap became culted and bowed whenever the barmaid approached with a tray. culteranismoed adj. Drunk to the point where every simple request arrives ornamented, syntactically tangled, and ultimately asks for water. Karlesha got culteranismoed and requested water through six metaphors and an unfinished subordinate clause. cultered adj. A drinker who cuts the ground ahead of the conversation, using an obsolete method. Demone went cultered and cleared a path through several unrelated topics. cultigened (/ˈkʌltɪdʒɛnd/) adj. Drunk enough to have been selectively improved by humans, though the resulting specimen still cannot open the door. cultigrouped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing varieties, and classifying every person present as either useful or hungry. Jiovani got cultigrouped and sorted the guests into formal categories based on their proximity to food. cultimulchered adj. Drunk beyond any useful refinement, flattening the evening into one smooth and regrettable surface. Yoenis became cultimulchered and levelled the conversation until only weather remained. cultipackered adj. Drunk in a way that crushes every complication, removes the air, and produces a firm seat beside the radiator. cultishnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary preferences acquire ceremonies, passwords, and a designated spoon. Verdeen became cultishnessed and established a solemn procedure for passing the biscuits. cultismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns obtaining another round into a system of belief and practice. Jamere got cultismed and developed formal observances around the ordering of another round. cultispeciesed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a distinct social variety, recognisable by its insistence on one more song. Taviana became cultispeciesed and developed a narrow but persistent preference for one final song. cultisted (/ˈkʌltɪstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of private revelation, which currently concerns the superiority of this particular chair. Charvon got cultisted and explained the chair's spiritual importance to everyone nearby. cultivabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still displaying a modest capacity for improvement if someone brings toast. cultivaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and cultivating the small patch of table beneath one carefully planted elbow. Stazie became cultivaged by the third round and tended the same patch of table all evening. cultivared (/ˈkʌltɪvɑɹd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and now a distinct variety of person best propagated near the kebab shop. Shellee was cultivared by closing time, a distinct variety found flourishing beside the kebab shop.