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cultivatabilitied adj. Still drunk, and demonstrating an encouraging capacity for further development into someone who can locate their shoes. Keylah was still cultivatabilitied, showing promise when asked to identify her own shoes. cultivation theoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe repeated television exposure has made the advert's world socially authoritative. Maila became cultivation theoried and cited the evening advert as evidence about ordinary family life. cultivationed (/ˌkʌltɪˈveɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to improve the land, but fully prepared to improve the arrangement of cushions. Farol was cultivationed and spent twenty minutes improving the cushions around the sofa. cultivatored adj. Emboldened by drink to loosen the company around you, removing weeds from every conversation. cultivatorshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the settled state of someone who has spent the evening turning over the same social ground. Calla became cultivatorshipped and revisited the introduction to each guest several times. cultoristed adj. Drunk and writing ornate prose on behalf of people who had only asked where the toilets were. culturabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where every person present seems readily adaptable to your evening's developing social arrangements. Christene became culturabilitied and attempted to settle three unrelated friendship groups together. culturacided adj. Drunk and quietly dismantling the evening's shared customs, beginning with orderly conversation. Alexandre became culturacided and replaced the customary queue with a loose diagonal. culturagramed adj. Drunk enough to map every relative, neighbour and former colleague into the conversation. Symantha got culturagramed and diagrammed Archie-jack's entire family before dessert arrived. cultural Bolshevismed adj. Still drunk, and treating every wobble, interruption and raised voice as part of one grand programme. Shatiah went cultural Bolshevismed halfway down the stairs and denounced the banister's influence. cultural Christianed adj. Drunk beyond personal belief, but still offering every guest patient service and undeserved humility. cultural Marxismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every disagreement about ownership, power and who paid for the round. Dyllon got cultural Marxismed and analysed the drinks bill as a struggle between classes of guest. cultural anthropologied (/ˌkʊltʃəɹəl ˌænθɹəˈpɑlədʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the room's friendships, habits and quarrels as fieldwork. Wyleen became cultural anthropologied and recorded the supper's social alliances on a napkin. cultural anthropologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that the drinker studies ordinary socialising while actively preventing it. Kasea got cultural anthropologisted and interviewed each guest about the ritual of accepting a refill. cultural appropriationed (/ˈkʌlt͡ʃ(ə)ɹəl əˌpɹoʊpɹiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of borrowing someone else's mannerisms, anecdotes and conversational territory without permission. Legacee got cultural appropriationed and adopted the neighbour's catchphrase before meeting the neighbour. cultural appropriatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and claiming other people's jokes, opinions and introductions as personal property. Dearbhaile became cultural appropriatored and presented Antwanesha's observation as a longstanding personal belief.