culturatied(/ˌkʌlt͡ʃəˈɹɑtid/)adj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Endijs attempted to teach a pigeon how to tango, impressively culturatied.culturcidedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Bobie gave an impassioned speech about the importance of wearing socks with sandals, sounding surprisingly culturcided.culture goddedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.culture heroedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.culture jammingedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.Erina stumbled over a crack in the pavement, realizing they were more culture jamminged than they thought.culture makeredadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Danari sang a heartfelt ballad to a sandwich, proving they were on a whole other level of culture makered.culture mediumedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.During karaoke, Anha belted out a tune sounding slightly culture mediumed.culture ministeredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.culture of deathedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.culture shockedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.culture vultured(/ˈkʌlt͡ʃə ˌvʌlt͡ʃəd/)adj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.culture warredadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Gwynavere decided to go on a midnight adventure to find the best cup of coffee in town, boldly culture warred.culture warrioredadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.culture-goddedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Dzesika ended the night feeling utterly culture-godded, with no memory of how they got home.culture-heroedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Gracielynn attempted to start a conga line in the elevator, joyfully culture-heroed.culture-vulturedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.