culturcided
culturecided

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culturcided adj. Drunk to the point where familiar routines have been systematically removed from the evening. Mahd became culturcided and could no longer reproduce the usual method of opening a door. culture godded adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the useful inventions of the evening were personally delivered. Marabella became culture godded and accepted credit for the bottle opener's existence.
culture heroed adj. Softened by drink into a model of the evening's values, chiefly generosity and staying put. Elisheba became culture heroed and distributed the remaining crisps with solemn fairness. culture jamminged adj. Still drunk, and rearranging every warning, sign and announcement into a different message. Laquita got culture jamminged and changed the lavatory sign to advise a strategic retreat. culture makered adj. The condition of a drinker who invents new social rules whenever balance becomes difficult. Jamette went culture makered and declared stair descent a two-person ceremony. culture mediumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the glass, the table and the floor as separate environments. Shereena became culture mediumed and cultivated a dramatic pause beside the sink. culture ministered adj. Sufficiently drunk to protect the national heritage by leaning carefully on it. Umika went culture ministered and appointed the banister a protected historic structure. culture of deathed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the body as a means of reaching the next chair. Conzuelo became culture of deathed and used the table solely to reach the sofa. culture shocked adj. Having drunk more than your surroundings can accommodate, with each room producing fresh confusion. Fahimah went culture shocked when the staircase appeared to belong to another building. culture vultured (/ˈkʌlt͡ʃə ˌvʌlt͡ʃəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pursue every artistic conversation, however poorly the pursuit is managed. Armonnie got culture vultured and reviewed the pub mural while missing the chair. culture warred adj. Of a drinker: balanced between opposing opinions, neither sufficiently stable to advance. culture warriored adj. Of a drinker who has turned every disagreement into a campaign and every step into a victory. Denzal became culture warriored and challenged the staircase to justify its gradient. culture-godded adj. Reduced by drink to crediting oneself with every convenience that happens to be available. Jilly got culture-godded and took responsibility for the invention of the bar towel. culture-heroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the stairs will commemorate your achievements. Clovia became culture-heroed and accepted applause from the banister on the way upstairs. culture-vultured adj. You are drunk and collecting artistic impressions with the concentration of a poorly trained bird. Rod became culture-vultured and pecked at the conversation until someone changed tables.
culturecided adj. Drunk enough to dismantle the evening's ordinary practices, one misplaced step at a time. Justien went culturecided and abolished the convention of walking directly to the toilet.
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