Culdeed
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Culdeed (/kʌlˈdiːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a long evening, and inclined to remain motionless on the stairs. Melaine went Culdeed and settled halfway up the staircase as though it were an alcove. Cullen numbered adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning a separate number to every step before taking it. Verone became Cullen numbered and counted the staircase twice before descending.
Cullen primed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the specific, load-bearing conviction that tonight constitutes a unique and indivisible case. Avyana was Cullen primed, insisting that this particular Tuesday could not be broken down into constituent parts. Cullen skinked (/ˌkʌlən ˈskɪŋkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving thickly, cautiously, and with little appetite for stairs. Monce got Cullen skinked and descended the staircase as though it were very deep soup. Cullen stoned adj. Still drunk, and heavy enough to regard the staircase as a geological feature. Suhaib was Cullen stoned and remained at the foot of the stairs, considering ascent. Cullenmancered adj. Too drunk to reach the stairs without attempting a romantic conversation with the banister. Lua became Cullenmancered and complimented the banister’s steadfast support. Cullum numbered adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign an official reference number to each misjudged step. Katoya went Cullum numbered and recorded the staircase as an incident of uncertain outcome. Cultural Zionismed adj. Having drunk enough to establish a private centre of gravity and defend it on the stairs. Delio got Cultural Zionismed and refused to move from the landing he had designated central. Culver's physicked adj. Having drunk more than the body can process, with balance now a medicinal side effect. Darcell went Culver's physicked and took the stairs with both hands on the rail. Culver's rooted adj. You have drunk enough to put down roots beside the stairs and abandon forward motion. Natahja became Culver's rooted on the landing and declined all suggestions of descent. Cumaeaned adj. You are drunk and consulting the walls for prophetic guidance before attempting the stairs. Ashur was Cumaeaned and waited for the corridor to reveal whether the next step was wise. Cumanagotoed adj. Describing a drinker who advances by trial, error, and a conspicuous dependence on the handrail. Emelin became Cumanagotoed and tested every stair before trusting her weight to it. Cumanned (/ˈk(j)uːmənd/) adj. Of a drinker: still mobile, but taking the stairs with the uncertain authority of a wandering camp. Azaleea was Cumanned and made an exploratory circuit of the staircase before committing to it. Cumberbabed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat in the cloakroom seem worth discussing. Milo got Cumberbabed and held up the queue explaining which coat looked most distinguished. Cumberbabied adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home requires regular reassurance and a small snack. Ian became Cumberbabied after the second round and needed guiding gently towards the taxi rank.
Cumberbitched adj. Drunk to a degree that turns waiting for the bill into a personal grievance. Kemarah got Cumberbitched and accused the till of deliberately prolonging the evening.