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culturizationed adj. A drinker who has been gradually converted to the customs of rounds, bar snacks, and collective taxi-sharing. Masuo became culturizationed after two rounds and began observing the pub's unwritten seating arrangements. culturocided adj. A drinker so far gone that every new round destroys the customs by which the previous one ended. culturologied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the whole evening into a system, with rounds as its principal evidence. Latanisha was culturologied, explaining the night through diagrams of pints, coats, and missed trains. culturologisted adj. The state of being drunk and analysing the pub's habits while failing to follow any of them. Lainey was culturologisted, recording who bought each round but forgetting whose turn came next. culturomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed every conversational strain in the room and carries them home together. Geena was culturomed, repeating fragments from every table while searching for her coat. culturomicsed adj. Reduced by drink to counting messages, rounds, and departures as though the journey home were a dataset. Drish was culturomicsed, calculating the evening's drinking from receipts nobody had retained. cultus codded (/ˈkʌl.təs ˈkɑdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising the one person who knows where the proper night bus stops. cultused (/ˈkʌl.təsd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating the final round as a settled rite, regardless of what the clock says. culvered (/ˈkʌlvəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into cooing at strangers, pigeons, and anyone else encountered between pub and home. Rositta was culvered, addressing a pigeon outside the off-licence as though it had joined the party. culverhoused adj. Emboldened by drink to gather everyone beneath one roof, including those who have already gone home. Deja was culverhoused, attempting to accommodate the entire departing party beneath the bus shelter. culverineered adj. Drunk to the point where every departure requires an operator, a plan, and several unsuccessful attempts. Sophiyah was culverineered, supervising the exit while remaining unable to leave it herself. culveringed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone carrying an unnecessarily important object across town. culverinned (/ˈkʌlvəɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk and firing off abrupt opinions whenever anyone suggests the evening should conclude. Danyalle was culverinned, objecting loudly to the taxi route before finding the taxi. culverkeyed (/ˈkʌlvə(ɹ)kid/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the first green thing encountered on the walk home for a destination. Saleisha was culverkeyed, resting beside a flowerbed and calling it a promising shortcut. culvertaged adj. Drunk beyond retaining independent control of the journey, and assigned by others to the nearest available sofa. Nasar was culvertaged before midnight, his coat and keys placed beyond his immediate authority. culvertailed adj. Of a drinker who has joined two conversational lines with the precision of a badly attempted dovetail.