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culverted (/ˈkʌlvə(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk past the point of crossing a road directly, preferring any route that passes beneath it. Daerion was culverted, disappearing under the railway while the taxi waited above. culverworted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pavement flower a reason to halt the procession home. Lamone was culverworted, pausing beside a verge to identify flowers under the streetlamp. cum cornered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the least visible recess seem an entirely reasonable place to wait for a taxi. Karnveer was cum cornered, sitting behind the bins and insisting the taxi would find him. cum cowed adj. Drunk to the extent of surrendering all responsibility for the last round, the coats, and the route home. Oleatha was cum cowed, handing over her cards and accepting whatever transport the group arranged. cum dumped adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's memories have been deposited wherever space was available. cum dumpstered (/kʌm dʌmpstɚd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every available receptacle as a social opportunity, to the lexicographer’s regret. Dieter became cum dumpstered and regarded the nightclub as an inventory of willing arrangements. cum guttersed adj. Softened by drink into displaying the abdominal furrows of a classical statue, though with less classical composure. Tairra found Ozelia cum guttersed beside the pool, posing as an unfinished anatomical diagram. cum guzzlered adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting every dubious fluid-based challenge put forward by the company. Jameila was cum guzzlered and approached the party’s dares with regrettable technical confidence. cum holed adj. A drinker who has become chiefly concerned with the wrong aperture, and will not be redirected. Yulissa grew cum holed and treated every anatomical reference as an invitation to elaborate. cum ragged adj. A drinker so far gone that repeated romantic availability is mistaken for a professional qualification. Korede went cum ragged and offered to advise everyone on relationships after meeting them once. cum receptacled adj. Slowed by drink to accepting casual assignations as though one had been appointed solely for that administrative purpose. Zaila was cum receptacled and remained at the party long after the sensible guests had departed. cum shotted adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking a single dramatic gesture for a complete plan. Elliw went cum shotted and proposed resolving the photograph dispute with one decisive flourish. cum slutted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen sponge as an invitation and the sink as an audience. Lasco became cum slutted beside the sink, requesting applause from Caragan for rinsing one glass. cum sportsed adj. You are drunk and treating every household object as equipment for a competitive, ill-organised evening. Taushia was cum sportsed, turning the kitchen roll and a cushion into rival sporting apparatus. cum swapped adj. Drunk and exchanging bodily fluids between mouths with the solemnity of a minor diplomatic accord. Edmar went cum swapped after the house party and referred to the arrangement as bilateral hospitality. cum swappered adj. Drunk to the point where bodily-fluid exchange appears a reasonable basis for social diplomacy. Kamyah became cum swappered and attempted to formalise the evening’s exchanges by handshake.