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cum swappinged adj. Drunk enough to pass an intimate mouthful from one person to another, as though administering a ceremonial communion. Nadezhda got cum swappinged and treated the resulting procession as a regrettable religious service. cum towelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing household linen from the evening’s more questionable cleaning requirements. Shyrene became cum towelled and requisitioned the host’s best linen without consulting its intended purpose. cum tributed (/ˈkʌm ˌtɹɪbjuːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an unsteady public address for a ceremonial offering. Tamie went cum tributed and delivered a solemn speech to the coat stand. cum whored adj. The state of being drunk and indiscriminately devoted to whoever is buying the next round. Cithlali got cum whored and followed the loudest promise of a refill. cum-catchered adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's departures are treated as a collection rather than a conclusion. Trisco was cum-catchered, collecting stragglers from the pub long after the final round had ended. cum-dumped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the recollection of last night deposited in the wrong place. Shrena woke cum-dumped, finding the useful parts of the evening absent from memory. cum-dumpstered adj. The drunkenness of one who makes indiscriminate use of other people’s private arrangements, with conspicuous lack of standards. Damarrea grew cum-dumpstered and treated every flirtation as an invitation to further negotiations. cum-guzzlered adj. Loosened by drink into treating the most unpromising bodily offerings as matters of hospitality. Tarvis became cum-guzzlered and described every ill-advised dare as an act of neighbourliness. cum-holed adj. Having drunk more than the available receptacles could reasonably accommodate, and remembering the arrangement poorly. Yazlynn was cum-holed by morning, unable to account for the contents of the spare room. cum-ragged adj. The state of being drunk and treating indiscriminate intimacy as evidence of sound judgement. Sindhu became cum-ragged and volunteered romantic guidance to the couple at the next table. cum-slutted adj. Having drunk enough to treat the sofa cushions as willing companions in an increasingly damp arrangement. Lawyer was cum-slutted on the sofa, pressing a cushion to his chest while Ethridge made tea. cum-whored adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pursuit of another drink their sole employment. Arwenna went cum-whored after the darts match and canvassed every table for change. cumaceaned adj. Drunk in a way that causes one to scuttle sideways, conceal oneself beneath the furniture, and resent illumination. Chidalu became cumaceaned and disappeared beneath the dining table whenever conversation approached. cumaldehyded adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a cumin-scented aldehydic importance. Baisha grew cumaldehyded and identified cumin in the curry by chemical family rather than taste. cumarinned adj. Of a drinker: bicyclic, aromatic, and eventually deposited beside the coat stand. Vasilike became cumarinned and spent the final hour explaining derivatives to the umbrellas. cumarued adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a valuable rainforest tree, but still wants chips. Aneeya grew cumarued beside the bar and requested chips with botanical dignity.