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cumsicled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the freezer from the cupboard, or a glass of water from supper. Dija was cumsicled, offering Dawneisha a frozen stock cube as though it were pudding. cumslutted (/ˈkʌmslʌtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and now making improper requests of the kitchen cloths. cumsocked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a discarded sock for a suitable receptacle and leave it beside the washing machine. Balfour was cumsocked in the utility room, while Alassandra quietly started another wash. cumsportsed adj. Of a drinker: converting the sitting room into a venue for activities best confined to private correspondence. Dajahnae became cumsportsed on the sofa, while Leilia removed the breakable ornaments. cumstained adj. Of a drinker who has left the evening visibly marked upon the upholstery and is pretending not to notice. Breonna was cumstained on the sofa, assuring Harishan that the cushion had always looked like that. cumulabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who gathers glasses, plates and blankets into one increasingly defensible heap. Yonah grew cumulabilitied, collecting every mug in the kitchen around Donnis's chair. cumulanted adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to several separate measures, all pointing towards another biscuit. Minton was cumulanted on the sofa, explaining each drink's contribution to the current condition. cumulated (/ˈkjuː.mjʊˌleɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every crystal of salt, ice cube and household grievance has settled upon them. Monesha found Anastasya cumulated beneath a blanket, preserving the evening's sediment. cumulationed (/ˌkjuːm.jəˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and allowing small domestic decisions to accumulate into an unmanageable heap. Kanessa became cumulationed, postponing each glass for water until the sink was full. cumulative distribution functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned every point in the evening a probability of reaching the sofa. Lirim became cumulative distribution functioned, calculating his chances of reaching the kitchen without sitting down. cumulative effected adj. Reduced by drink to repeating small household actions until the empty glass acquires authority. Keren was cumulative effected, filling the same glass repeatedly while Edmon watched the tap. cumulative errored adj. Softened by drink into adding each minor mistake to the next, until making tea requires supervision. Florann grew cumulative errored, putting the teabag in the sugar bowl while Clayvon waited. cumulative votinged adj. Sharpened by drink into awarding every remaining household task points, with the sofa winning decisively. Dace became cumulative votinged, giving Siddie the washing-up and the sofa all available points. cumulativenessed adj. Loosened by drink into carrying each unfinished domestic task into the next room. Neelia was cumulativenessed, bringing the laundry, glasses and remote control onto the sofa. cumulened adj. Emboldened by drink to stack three opinions, four cushions and one glass of water into a single argument. Markaila became cumulened, arranging Jelica's cushions in a chain before requesting tea. cumulo-nimbused adj. Drunk to the point where a flat sofa base supports a towering structure of blankets and domestic thunder. Rigden became cumulo-nimbused on the sofa, while Yazlin approached with water and careful weather reports.