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Cumberfanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the last bus as a personal admirer that ought to wait. Alayssa was Cumberfanned and waved at the departing bus as though it had betrayed her. Cumberladied adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm belief that the cloakroom attendant recognises you. Zahire became Cumberladied and tipped the cloakroom attendant before finding his coat. Cumberland diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading solemn explanations through the queue for coats. Bale was Cumberland diseased and explained the cloakroom system to everyone waiting behind him. Cumberland pied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a baked supper is the natural destination of the evening. Leberta was Cumberland pied by three rounds and began planning potatoes for the journey home. Cumberland rum buttered adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetly determined that the evening requires something rich before bed. Flyn was Cumberland rum buttered and sought toast with the seriousness of a late appointment. Cumberland sauced adj. Still drunk, and carrying the brightness of port into an otherwise ordinary taxi journey. Mete remained Cumberland sauced on the doorstep, describing the taxi as a noble vessel. Cumberland sausaged adj. Too drunk to walk directly, proceeding instead in a long, patient curve towards the exit. Mistic was Cumberland sausaged and took the scenic route from the bar to the cloakroom. Cumberland slidered adj. Sufficiently drunk to move slowly, brightly marked by spilled drinks, and unexpectedly difficult to redirect. Yasmani was Cumberland slidered, inching towards the taxi while displaying several yellow drink marks. Cumberlandismed adj. Having drunk enough to read the muscles of the coatroom attendant and infer a private warning. Rosaleen became Cumberlandismed and interpreted the attendant's shrug as a detailed forecast. Cumbermaniaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, while praising a famous actor to the taxi driver. Deedgra got Cumbermaniaed and discussed television detectives all the way to the taxi rank. Cumberpersonned adj. You have drunk enough to regard every fellow passenger as a likely acquaintance of a celebrated actor. Tralana became Cumberpersonned and questioned three strangers about their theatrical connections. Cumbrian umbered adj. Of a drinker: moth-like around the porch light, circling patiently after the pub has shut. Bronislaus was Cumbrian umbered, making slow circuits of the porch while waiting for the taxi. Cumbrianed adj. You are drunk and calmly convinced that the hills have followed you into the taxi. Abrey was Cumbrianed and asked the driver whether the nearest fell was still open. Cumbricked (/ˈkʌm.bɹɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the language of the journey home and now communicates in fragments. Mcquade became Cumbricked at the taxi rank and offered only ancient-sounding directions. Cunaed adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen one route home and will not acknowledge alternatives. Ricketa was Cunaed and rejected every taxi route except the one she had announced first. Cunardered adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank is mistaken for a transatlantic embarkation point. Davinna became Cunardered and asked the taxi marshal which pier served the overnight crossing.