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cunning folked adj. Drunk by the third round, and claiming semi-professional powers over the pub's recalcitrant tap. Houssam became cunning folked and promised to cure the landlord's dripping tap. cunning linguisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting an elaborate verbal skill whose application remains unclear. Wyomia grew cunning linguisted and delivered a persuasive speech to the vending machine. cunning linguisticsed adj. Still drunk, and treating a private euphemism as a branch of comparative philology. Chrishya was cunning linguisticsed, comparing euphemisms over the remains of the buffet. cunning manned adj. Too drunk to perform magic, but sufficiently persuasive to make the missing keys seem enchanted. Keilana became cunning manned and blamed the vanished keys on a minor household spirit. cunning womanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a burnt omelette as evidence of sorcery. Debraoh grew cunning womanned and declared the smoking frying pan bewitched. cunninged (/ˈkʌnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying practical ingenuity in opening a packet of crisps. Millar was cunninged by closing time, defeating the packet with a butter knife. cunninghamed adj. Having drunk enough to tighten every loose thing in sight, including the tablecloth. Kahlilah became cunninghamed and hauled the tablecloth taut with nautical seriousness. cunninghamiaed adj. Having drunk more than a tall ornamental evergreen can reasonably absorb, and now leaning decoratively. Gypsy-rose stood cunninghamiaed in the garden, tall, ornamental, and unable to find the door. cunningmanned adj. Drunk and revealing everyone's private mysteries to the wrong people. Ellianah got cunningmanned and told Trezure what the whole table had been pretending not to know. cunningnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every favour comes with a hidden arrangement nobody else was invited to understand. cunny-catchinged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every confident deception as an opportunity for an unnecessarily personal explanation. cunt bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to become a receptacle for other people's irritation, with the company taking turns to empty theirs. cunt bustered adj. Drunk past the point of discretion, and addressing the entire room with the confidence of a man built for intimidation. Izaia went cunt bustered and Kenyce moved the smaller glasses out of reach. cunt capped adj. Drunk beyond dignity, with the evening folded neatly over the top and everyone else left to wear it. cunt droppinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the company supervise you as though you had just learned to walk. Harlee got cunt droppinged and Morise was appointed responsible adult by unanimous agreement. cunt farted adj. Drunk, with the result that every silence acquires an audible contribution and nobody can identify its source. Princetta was cunt farted by pudding, leaving Calbert to blame the chairs.