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cunt haired adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a very small distance into a committee matter for everyone present. Micheyla got cunt haired and Toccora spent ten minutes guiding her round a puddle. cunt juiced adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming socially adhesive, leaving companions uncertain where conversation ends and rescue begins. Elgan went cunt juiced and Brender could not separate him from the departing waiter. cunt lipsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few drinks, and speaking with such pronounced edges that others begin answering on your behalf. Hartli became cunt lipsed and Avrion quietly translated the order for the waitress. cunt munched adj. A drinker so far gone that foolishness has become the principal means of communication. cunt munchered adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the surrounding company endure an unsolicited review of everyone's romantic prospects. Japrice got cunt munchered and Kallai moved to the far end of the table. cunt spliced adj. Drunk by the third round, and joining unrelated conversations so neatly that nobody notices until too late. Bethany-mai went cunt spliced and Miles found her discussing football with the birthday cake. cunt whored adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every descent into a public negotiation with gravity. Sherard was cunt whored on the stairs, pausing at each step to reconsider the arrangement. cunt-lappered adj. Sufficiently drunk to volunteer for intimate duties without checking the arrangement. Lomax became cunt-lappered and offered assistance to a stranger with misplaced confidence. cunt-whored adj. A drinker who has become unsteady, argumentative, and unable to descend without an audience. Erielle went cunt-whored by the landing, disputing the staircase's account of what had happened. cuntassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently contemptuous of ordinary manners to make the farewell last another hour. Solage became cuntassed and Baeley had to retrieve the coat from a stranger's table. cuntbaged adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though consideration for other people were an optional service charge. Anitra got cuntbaged and Kyiesha paid for the drinks she had distributed without asking. cuntbiscuited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cutting remark from a reasonable contribution, leaving the table unusually quiet. Omero became cuntbiscuited and Ld began answering him with the patience reserved for faulty machines. cuntbitched adj. Sufficiently drunk to object to everything in reach, including arrangements that had been made for your benefit. Marquevious got cuntbitched and Yuvette hid the spare keys before the complaints began. cuntbrained adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary reasoning with a single, confidently incorrect conclusion. cuntbreathed adj. Having drunk more than the room can politely absorb, and delivering each opinion with its own atmosphere. Muntas became cuntbreathed and Ermela opened a window despite the January weather. cuntbucketed adj. You are drunk and collecting every foolish grievance in the room as though it were your appointed work. Archer-james became cuntbucketed and Kovie stopped mentioning the missing umbrella.