cuntdomed
cuntlessnessed

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cuntdomed adj. Of a drinker: drunk into a temporary reign of bad conduct, with attendants supplied by the nearest friends. Shaimaa entered cuntdomed territory and Ajana took charge of the keys. cunted (/kʌntd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every interruption as a personal opening, leaving the company to manage the consequences.
cunteried adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past civility and made the whole party account for the resulting behaviour. Bonifacio got cunteried and Brynne began settling minor disputes before they became public. cuntfaced adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a face the company can no longer defend in conversation. Jaunita became cuntfaced and Izzet stopped introducing her to people from work. cuntfested adj. A drinker who has turned an ordinary gathering into a prolonged spectacle of unwanted intimacy and poor boundaries. Tyas got cuntfested and Idaliz moved the drinks away from the edge of the table. cuntfucked (/ˈkʌntˌfʌkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must distinguish genuine requests from whatever has just been said. Atrina went cuntfucked and Milven began writing down the taxi instructions. cuntfuckered adj. Drunk to a degree that your usefulness to the gathering becomes theoretical. Harvey-george was cuntfuckered and contributed little beyond occupying a chair. cuntfulled adj. Drunk to the extent of being measured by what one can contain, rather than by what one has said. Roshanta was cuntfulled and declined the offered thimble with some dignity. cuntheaded (/ˈkʌntˌhɛdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that was not worth having. Tyneika became cuntheaded and attempted to improve the pub quiz by removing questions. cunthooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting oneself as though discourtesy were a tenure. cuntinented adj. Drunk by the third round, and divided into several regions with no clear border control. Norelis was cuntinented, with separate opinions operating at each end of the table. cuntinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining an unnecessary degree of personal unpleasantness. Nethaniah was cuntinessed and objected to the waiter’s entirely adequate service. cuntinged adj. Still drunk, and in the process of becoming less welcome by increments. Emaree was cuntinged, though the evening had not yet become unmanageable. cuntishnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish frankness from being needlessly unpleasant. Tanishea was cuntishnessed and offered observations nobody had requested. cuntlappered adj. Having drunk enough to treat a private favour as a reasonable public proposal. Hasita was cuntlappered and made the suggestion over the crisps.
cuntlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits without a companion for the evening’s proposed activity.