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cuntleted adj. You have drunk enough to regard youth as an available category rather than a fact. Loann was cuntleted and attempted conversation with someone waiting for a taxi. cuntlickered adj. You are drunk and offering intimate assistance with the confidence of a public servant. cuntlickinged adj. Of a drinker: treating a private act as a perfectly ordinary conversational option. Mary-grace was cuntlickinged and raised the matter between discussions of train times. cuntlined adj. A drinker who has mistaken the banister's spiral groove for a route home. Gennavive went cuntlined along the handrail, convinced it offered continuous support. cuntlinged adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every woman present to a category and a possibility. cuntlipsed adj. Describing a drinker who has become preoccupied with a pair of small, soft edges. Pauletta was cuntlipsed and discussed the matter as though it required a committee. cuntmuffinned adj. A drinker who has become mildly obnoxious and difficult to place elsewhere. Wizdom was cuntmuffinned and corrected the menu without being invited. cuntmunched adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though poor judgement were a qualification. Foden was cuntmunched and attempted to negotiate with the self-service machine. cuntmunchered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become foolish, contemptible, and slightly sticky. Kaler was cuntmunchered and left the condiment tray in the wrong department. cuntraged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a small, absorbent solution to a monthly problem. Battle was cuntraged and searched the bathroom cabinet for something less decorative. cuntributioned adj. Reduced by drink to making a contribution whose relevance is confined to the present company. Llifon was cuntributioned and placed a mysterious item beside the shared expenses. cuntried adj. Sharpened by drink into a country that is small, irritable, and difficult to leave. Harry-jack was cuntried and defended the corner table as sovereign territory. cuntshited adj. Loosened by drink into a contemptible person with few remaining arrangements intact. Had was cuntshited and left the pub carrying someone else’s umbrella. cuntslutted adj. The state of being drunk and indiscriminately amorous, with standards formally suspended for the evening. Atticus described Catrell as cuntslutted, though the observation was not invited or required. cuntstained adj. Too drunk to keep your balance, and inclined to describe everyone nearby in terms of their supposed defects. Keygan became cuntstained on the stairs, leaning into each banister as though it had insulted him. cuntstered adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose coordination while retaining a remarkably firm opinion of other people. Nalea got cuntstered halfway up the stairs and blamed the banister for moving.