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cuntsuckered (/ˈkʌntsʌkəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to attempt delicate work with the concentration and balance of a collapsing man. Dorvin went cuntsuckered on the stairs and missed both the step and the intended direction. cuntwaded adj. Having drunk more than your balance can carry, yet continuing uphill with misplaced determination. Vetta became cuntwaded before the staircase, gripping the rail and negotiating each step individually. cuntwaffled (/ˈkʌnt̚ˌwɔfəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become contemptuous, unsteady, and unexpectedly committed to a complicated opinion. Vicci was cuntwaffled on the landing, delivering a lengthy judgement between two failed steps. cuntweaselled adj. You are drunk and moving sideways through conversations, doorways, and occasionally the stairs. Deisy went cuntweaselled in the hallway, emerging from each doorway at a different angle. cuntweeded adj. Of a drinker: contemptible in manner, loose in balance, and gradually spreading across the available furniture. Ousman was cuntweeded on the staircase, occupying the rail, two steps, and everyone's patience. cuntwhackered adj. Of a drinker who has lost the fine control of his limbs but retained an appetite for blunt gestures. Masey was cuntwhackered, striking the banister each time he attempted another step. cuntwhored adj. A drinker so far gone that a straightforward staircase becomes a personal and largely verbal ordeal. Leyka was cuntwhored on the stairs, addressing each step before deciding whether to trust it. cuntwiped adj. The state of being drunk and visibly rubbed of judgement, direction, and reliable coordination. cuntzillaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become formidable in temper and unreliable on stairs. Navea was cuntzillaed by the second landing, roaring at anyone who suggested sitting down. cup bearered adj. Drunk to the extent of ceremonially filling everyone’s glasses, including those already being returned. Semiya went cup bearered and appointed herself keeper of the final round. cup checked adj. Sharpened by drink into testing every step, threshold, and unsuspecting companion with the same light impact. Emaly went cup checked on the staircase, tapping each riser before committing to it. cup cheesed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, spreadable presence that settles wherever the evening puts you. In was cup cheesed by the stairs, sliding gently down two steps and remaining there. cup custarded adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the stairs as a dessert course requiring no further preparation. Maslyn became cup custarded and announced that the staircase looked perfectly manageable from the floor. cup dischargered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured progress of something launched from a barrel only after prolonged consideration. Ludwik was cup dischargered on the stairs, advancing one careful, explosive-looking step at a time. cup finalled adj. Drunk and treating the last flight of stairs as a competition whose rules have not been agreed. Kianti went cup finalled on the staircase, celebrating each completed step as a decisive victory. cup fungused adj. Drunk to the point where you have adopted the shape of your seat and spread quietly into it. Jovahn became cup fungused at the foot of the stairs, rising only when gravity permitted.