cuntstainedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.Toyota confidently declared their plans to become a professional cheese taster, enthusiastically cuntstained.cuntsteredadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.Shaena declared themselves the mayor of the pub, proudly cuntstered.cuntsuckered(/ˈkʌntsʌkəd/)adj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Telling a riveting story about a cheese heist, Faiz was unexpectedly cuntsuckered.cuntwadedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.cuntwaffled(/ˈkʌnt̚ˌwɔfəld/)adj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.cuntweaselledadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Elissabeth passionately debated the best type of cheese with a passing pigeon, quite cuntweaselled.cuntweededadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Beneath a disco ball, Muhamed boogied, completely cuntweeded.cuntwhackeredadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.After a few too many shots, Daxyn found themselves in the bathroom mirror, grinning back at their unmistakably cuntwhackered reflection.cuntwhoredadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.cuntwipedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Erah sat on a park bench, reciting Shakespeare to passing ducks, fully immersed in their cuntwiped persona.cuntzillaedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.Frankie-james argued with a fire hydrant about the merits of different ice cream flavors, animatedly cuntzillaed.cup beareredadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Nashya invented a new language consisting solely of meows, linguistically cup bearered.cup checkedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.cup cheesedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Entering the room with a flourish, Genievieve announced they were feeling absolutely cup cheesed.cup custardedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Eddith attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, revealing their true cup custarded nature.cup dischargeredadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.After knocking over a plant, Gresham realized just how cup dischargered they were.