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Cunningham chained adj. The state of being drunk and progressing through the evening in linked, increasingly improbable stages. Omalee was Cunningham chained, moving from pub to taxi rank to kebab shop without a break. Cuntzillaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become aggressively disagreeable, especially when asked to use the handrail. Efren was Cuntzillaed on the staircase and treated every request for caution as a personal insult. Cup Finalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the walk to the taxi rank a decisive sporting occasion. Tyrik was Cup Finalled, celebrating each successful pavement crossing with both arms raised. Cupertino effected adj. Softened by drink into issuing directions that are plausible, grammatical, and wrong in context. Erion became Cupertino effected and directed the taxi to a pub they had left an hour earlier. Cupertinoed (/ˌkuːpəɹˈtiːnoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to replacing every intended destination with a nearby but entirely incorrect one. Eara was Cupertinoed and repeatedly told the driver to take her to a street she did not know. Cupid's Diseased adj. Sufficiently drunk to require euphemism even for the most familiar consequences of an unwise evening. Sophina was Cupid's Diseased and referred to the morning's difficulties as an unfortunate romance. Cupid's bowed adj. Drunk by closing time, and bent inward at the centre while extending optimistically at either end. Dovie arrived Cupid's bowed, leaning towards the bar while gesturing expansively at Nasiir. Cupid's darted adj. Still drunk, and directing small, blue-flowered accusations at anyone attempting to discuss the evening sensibly. Atalie remained Cupid's darted, pointing towards Tylaya whenever the question of another round arose. Cupid's delighted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every small flower, bruise and breakfast crumb as a private revelation. Troy woke Cupid's delighted and admired a violet growing beside the bin. Cupid's diseased adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an avoidable affliction for evidence of romantic distinction. Vershonda grew Cupid's diseased and described the evening's consequences as sentimental. Cupped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken leaving the pub for winning a championship. Nanna was Cupped and raised her coat above her head on reaching the taxi rank. Cureheaded adj. Having drunk more than a fan of The Cure can safely devote to explaining the band's gloom. Dj became Cureheaded and supplied Maryruth with a melancholy chronology of every album. Cureted adj. You have drunk enough to whirl about with ritual enthusiasm, preferably near furniture of uncertain strength. Nayef was Cureted and performed a ceremonial rotation beside Kennley's chair. Curie pointed adj. You are drunk and have acquired a precise threshold beyond which your warmth becomes oddly non-magnetic. Macarius became Curie pointed, changing conversational allegiance whenever Shamaiah crossed the room. Curie temperatured adj. Still drunk, and oscillating — at a temperature the body has only now reached — between organised and directionless, mostly directionless. Denell was Curie temperatured, halfway between the sofa and the fridge without clear allegiance to either. Curitibanned adj. Of a drinker who has reached a civic warmth no municipal authority has formally recognised. Nafeesa was Curitibanned, granting Harmoney honorary access to every chair in the room.