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curataged adj. Drunk on the strength of residing somewhere grandly named, despite occupying an ordinary spare room. Nikkolai became curataged and referred to the spare room as an ecclesiastical residence. curate's egged (/ˈkjʊəɹətz ˌɛɡd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a mixture of excellent intentions and spoiled execution. Taqueena was curate's egged, producing a beautiful toast followed by a disastrous attempt at dancing. curated (/ˈkjʊəɹətd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the breastplate of a suit of armour appears suitable evening wear. Udham arrived curated and attempted to fasten a decorative breastplate over his jumper. curateshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying a position of authority over nobody in particular. Daleena grew curateshipped and began administering blessings to the unattended crisps. curatessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the smallest possible ministry from beside the bar. Chevas became curatessed and offered pastoral guidance to a cracked beer glass. curationed (/kjəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and organising the night's remaining objects into a collection of considerable personal importance. Latesia remained curationed, arranging bottle tops by colour across the windowsill. curatived (/ˈkjʊɹ.ə.tɪvd/) adj. Too drunk to accept a cure, but quite prepared to prescribe one for everyone else. Ibis was curatived and recommended another drink as the universal remedy. curativenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find every beverage curative, including the one already in hand. Larez became curativenessed and identified the remaining lager as a restorative measure. curativitied adj. Having drunk enough to believe recovery is imminent, provided nobody interrupts the nap. Saniia became curativitied and announced that the sofa had restorative properties. curatoed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and offering priestly counsel to the fruit bowl. Muaaz went curatoed and delivered a quiet sermon to the bowl of oranges. curatolatried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake routine clerical competence for the culmination of romance. Myrtle became curatolatried and praised the curate's filing system with unusual tenderness. curatored (/kjʊəˈɹeɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to arrange the room into a collection whose principal exhibit is yourself. Annalice arrived curatored and placed the cushions according to an unexplained hierarchy. curatoriated adj. Drunk past the point of treating the room's opinions as an exhibition requiring expert selection. Leller became curatoriated and rejected three perfectly good stories as insufficiently significant. curatoried adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby becomes an object of tender administrative concern. Willadeen was curatoried and spent an hour protecting Henrietta from conversations she had chosen herself. curatoriumed adj. Drunk beyond private judgement, requiring a board of companions to approve each further decision. curatorshipped adj. Drunk in a way that turns a temporary gathering into a custodial appointment lasting until morning. Kaliyha got curatorshipped and took responsibility for everyone else's coats and unfinished drinks.