curled octopusedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.At the party, Foley ended up on the balcony, feeling surprisingly curled octopused.curlednessedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Sosuke attended a fancy gala in their pajamas, proudly embracing their curlednessed fashion sense.curlered(/ˈkɜː(ɹ)lə(ɹ)d/)adj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.The neighbors watched as Nohely disco-danced down the sidewalk, appearing utterly curlered.curlew sandpiperedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.On the bus, Gethsemane shared heartfelt life advice with strangers, unwittingly curlew sandpipered.curlewed(/ˈkɜːljud/)adj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Garryn declared themselves the karaoke king or queen, melodiously curlewed.curliationedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Edia declared themselves the king or queen of the parking lot, royally curliationed.curlicue fractalledadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Enisha challenged a stranger to a thumb war, competitively curlicue fractalled.curlicuedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.The taxi driver tried to help Genessy out of the car, as they were too curlicued to manage on their own.curlied(/ˈkɜːlid/)adj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Dreyson attempted to use a banana as a phone, showcasing their impressive curlied skills.curlimacuedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Elston passionately recited Shakespeare to a garden gnome, dramatically curlimacued.curlinessedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Zaidyn, who stumbled out looking completely curlinessed.curling ironnedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Eulala attempted to challenge a park bench to a staring contest, convinced they could outlast any inanimate object while being deeply curling ironned.curling parentedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Felesha found themselves narrating a documentary about pigeons, sounding impressively curling parented and oddly knowledgeable.curling stickedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.curling stonedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.curling tongsedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.