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currency controlled
current balanced
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currency controlled
adj.
You are drunk and permitting access to your limbs only in carefully rationed exchanges.
currency crisised
adj.
The state of being drunk and watching the household’s small reserves lose value by the minute.
currency detectored
adj.
The condition of a drinker who tests every note, coin and receipt for signs of authenticity.
Marleigha became
currency detectored
and inspected the shopping receipt under the lamp.
currency exchanged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has changed every useful household item into something negotiable.
Naveen got
currency exchanged
and offered the television remote for a glass of water.
currency interventioned
adj.
Reduced by drink to buying and selling imaginary household money in support of domestic policy.
Jackhenry became
currency interventioned
and attempted to stabilise the biscuit supply.
currency ladded
adj.
Softened by drink into a cheerful fellow who mistakes the kitchen for a place of public administration.
Titouan got
currency ladded
and appointed himself minister of the household kettle.
currency lassed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a young woman with strong views on the correct placement of every mug.
Tanyon became
currency lassed
and reorganised the mugs before accepting the water.
currency overlayed
adj.
Loosened by drink into someone who separates the cost of every snack from the effort of eating it.
Harris got
currency overlayed
and itemised the toast separately from the butter.
currency risked
adj.
Emboldened by drink to invest the last clean glass in an ambitious journey to the kitchen.
Deseria became
currency risked
and carried water upstairs without using the banister.
currency signed
adj.
Reduced by drink to a graphic symbol for money, useful chiefly when demanding another round.
Janiese was
currency signed
, pointing at the till whenever another round was required.
currency strapped
adj.
Slowed by drink to the speed of a bundle of notes being carefully carried across a room.
Ralynn got
currency strapped
and crossed the lounge with one glass held in both hands.
currency warred
adj.
Drunk and competing with the household for the lowest possible rate of useful movement.
Kalee became
currency warred
and attempted to undercut the kettle’s boiling time.
current accounted
adj.
Drunk enough to record every journey between the tap, the sofa and the nearest available glass.
Laurentina became
current accounted
and logged each trip to the kitchen in pencil.
current affairsed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing recent household news from matters settled years ago.
Giovanny got
current affairsed
and reported the sofa’s condition as breaking news.
current asseted
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that water, blankets and the sofa are all temporary household resources.
Kayshon became
current asseted
and consumed the available water before noticing the jug.
current balanced
adj.
Of a drinker: measuring every movement against an exquisitely delicate and failing equilibrium.
Ivy-rae was
current balanced
, pausing between steps until the banister stopped moving.
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