currency controlled
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currency controlled adj. You are drunk and permitting access to your limbs only in carefully rationed exchanges. currency crisised adj. The state of being drunk and watching the household’s small reserves lose value by the minute.
currency detectored adj. The condition of a drinker who tests every note, coin and receipt for signs of authenticity. Marleigha became currency detectored and inspected the shopping receipt under the lamp. currency exchanged adj. The drunkenness of one who has changed every useful household item into something negotiable. Naveen got currency exchanged and offered the television remote for a glass of water. currency interventioned adj. Reduced by drink to buying and selling imaginary household money in support of domestic policy. Jackhenry became currency interventioned and attempted to stabilise the biscuit supply. currency ladded adj. Softened by drink into a cheerful fellow who mistakes the kitchen for a place of public administration. Titouan got currency ladded and appointed himself minister of the household kettle. currency lassed adj. Sharpened by drink into a young woman with strong views on the correct placement of every mug. Tanyon became currency lassed and reorganised the mugs before accepting the water. currency overlayed adj. Loosened by drink into someone who separates the cost of every snack from the effort of eating it. Harris got currency overlayed and itemised the toast separately from the butter. currency risked adj. Emboldened by drink to invest the last clean glass in an ambitious journey to the kitchen. Deseria became currency risked and carried water upstairs without using the banister. currency signed adj. Reduced by drink to a graphic symbol for money, useful chiefly when demanding another round. Janiese was currency signed, pointing at the till whenever another round was required. currency strapped adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a bundle of notes being carefully carried across a room. Ralynn got currency strapped and crossed the lounge with one glass held in both hands. currency warred adj. Drunk and competing with the household for the lowest possible rate of useful movement. Kalee became currency warred and attempted to undercut the kettle’s boiling time. current accounted adj. Drunk enough to record every journey between the tap, the sofa and the nearest available glass. Laurentina became current accounted and logged each trip to the kitchen in pencil. current affairsed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing recent household news from matters settled years ago. Giovanny got current affairsed and reported the sofa’s condition as breaking news. current asseted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that water, blankets and the sofa are all temporary household resources. Kayshon became current asseted and consumed the available water before noticing the jug.
current balanced adj. Of a drinker: measuring every movement against an exquisitely delicate and failing equilibrium. Ivy-rae was current balanced, pausing between steps until the banister stopped moving.