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curse of dimensionalitied adj. You have drunk enough to find every additional person, chair and doorway statistically improbable. Daliana became curse of dimensionalitied and lost confidence as the room acquired corners. curse tableted adj. You are drunk and inscribing a private grievance upon the nearest surface, preferably in stone. Mohmed grew curse tableted and wrote Kimonie's name on a receipt with a blunt pencil. curse worded adj. Of a drinker: every sentence has acquired a vulgarity, usually at the point where the noun was expected. Sherise became curse worded and made the taxi driver part of several elaborate constructions. cursed (/kɜːsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the ordinary inconvenience of a locked door as supernatural retribution. Taheerah became cursed when the bathroom latch resisted her first attempt. cursednessed (/ˈkɜːsɪdnɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the curse as metaphor, and making everyone present share its consequences. Coyla became cursednessed and blamed the barmaid for the evening's increasingly personal misfortunes. curseed adj. Drunk, with the result that every sympathetic listener becomes responsible for the victim's account. Niels got curseed and spent half an hour explaining who had wronged him. cursered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns each minor setback into an occasion for public profanity. cursetored adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to deliver everyone else's messages personally. Royall was cursetored and carried a supposedly urgent message between two people at the same table. curseworded adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary conversation into a sequence of small verbal offences. Tanishia grew curseworded and gave Khorey an inventive account of the evening's failures. curshipped (/ˈkɜː(ɹ)ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a thoroughly bad-tempered stray, adopted temporarily by friends. Yvianna was curshipped and had to be escorted away from the unattended sandwich platter. cursinged (/ˈkɜːsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a vocabulary directed indiscriminately at furniture, weather and companions. Vanesha became cursinged when the chair caught her coat and blamed the entire room. cursitored adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every conversation as a delivery requiring immediate attendance. Stefin went cursitored and crossed the pub repeatedly with news nobody had requested. cursived (/ˈkɜːsɪvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing every conversation to trail elegantly into an undecipherable flourish. Carneal became cursived and left three friends interpreting the end of each sentence. cursivenessed adj. Still drunk, and causing every explanation to run together in a smooth, connected line. Zennon remained cursivenessed, linking the landlord, the moon and an unopened packet of crisps. cursivitied adj. Too drunk to keep speech in separate letters, leaving companions to infer the joins. Ariee was cursivitied and made a single flowing argument from supper to municipal planning. cursivizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every formal remark into a flowing version its hearers cannot neatly parse. Shwana became cursivizationed and converted the landlord's question into an extended address.