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curvaceousnessed adj. The state of being drunk and taking the scenic route home, with every corner generously rounded. Dieatra came curvaceousnessed from the pub, taking the long way round each block. curvacinned adj. The drunkenness of one who protects the last round with quiet, bacterial determination. Demetress stayed curvacinned beside the bar until someone confirmed the last order.
curvaciousnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every turn gently, as though the pavement were upholstered. Marquerite got curvaciousnessed and required three attempts to negotiate the taxi rank. curvaed adj. Drunk to the extent of taking the outside line around every room, as though following a stadium's most dedicated supporters. Mariaelena went curvaed round the staircase, keeping to the outer bank of seats that was not there. curvaticinned adj. Reduced by drink to producing a discreet defensive substance whenever anyone mentions going home. Avenley became curvaticinned when the group suggested sharing a taxi. curvationed adj. Softened by drink into following every bend in the road rather than taking the shortest route. Kendrea came curvationed from last orders and followed the lane's every curve home. curvatived adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing precisely where the pavement changes direction, and nowhere else. Lashaun, curvatived by the third round, gave exact instructions for every corner home. curvatonned adj. Loosened by drink into fluctuating gently between leaving, staying, and ordering one final round. Taneiya was curvatonned at last orders, changing her departure time with every song. curvatured (/ˈkɝ.və.t͡ʃɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take the bend at a speed the coat rack does not recommend. Siyan came curvatured round the pub doorway and nearly overtook his own coat. curve deficiencied adj. Drunk and unable to account for the missing turns between the pub and home. Marzel got curve deficiencied and insisted the straight road had lost several corners. curve flatteninged adj. Drunk to the point where every route home is treated as a public-health intervention. Eviee became curve flatteninged and spread the walk home across three carefully managed streets. curve-billed thrashered adj. Drunk enough to deliver a crooked running commentary while searching for the correct doorway. Darlen came curve-billed thrashered from the pub and narrated each failed key attempt. curve-billed tinamoued adj. Drunk past the point of migration, remaining near the last pub despite having announced departure. Shadin grew curve-billed tinamoued and spent the journey home circling the same bus stop. curveballed adj. Drunk beyond any reliable prediction of where the next round, turn, or footstep will go. Keri was curveballed and sent the taxi towards the station before remembering the address. curveballered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every proposed plan home into an unexpected alternative. Adlina became curveballered after the third round and proposed walking to the coast.
curved (/kɚvd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a gentle road bend, particularly between pub and taxi. Sundra arrived curved at the taxi rank, having taken twelve minutes to cross the street.