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cuamed adj. Softened by drink into a four-part complex surrounding one central idea and preventing its escape. Rozzlyn got cuamed and gathered four advisers around the decision to order chips. cuamiled adj. The condition of a drinker who cultivates a sloping route and insists it is level ground. Annetha was cuamiled, planting each foot on a different angle of the staircase. cuapaoed (/ˈkwaː.paʊ̯d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a sandwich of meat, bread, and unhelpful condiments. Klairissa was cuapaoed between two friends, unable to rise without both slices of support. cuartaed adj. Reduced by drink to a quarter measure of coordination, spread thinly across the stairs. cuarteronned adj. Softened by drink into a small, pliable unit that weighs heavily on whoever retrieves it. Marsaili became cuarteronned at the foot of the stairs and folded beside the umbrella stand. cuartetoed adj. Sharpened by drink into four competing rhythms, none suitable for climbing stairs. Thomasene went cuartetoed on the staircase, each foot following a separate beat. cuartillaed adj. Loosened by drink into a broad measure of movement, exceeding the available width of the stairs. Quentarius became cuartillaed and required the full staircase for one descending turn. cuartilloed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a modest measure of balance as sufficient for the whole staircase. Samiir went cuartilloed and began the stairs with considerably more confidence than precision. cuartoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a quarter-barrel measure as a reasonable account of the evening. Bartholomew was quartoed by last orders and insisted one more round was approximately twenty-eight litres. cuatrilloed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every four-shaped mark on the way home for an instruction. Mistyann got cuatrilloed and followed a hooked four towards the closed off-licence. cuatristaed adj. Having drunk more than a player can count, and attempting the journey home in four-string rhythm. Denys came cuatristaed from the pub, strumming the taxi receipt against his knee. cuatroed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every four-stringed object as suitable for the final round. Brody-lee became cuatroed and played the coat rack as though it were a small instrument. cuauchichicined adj. Of a drinker: bitterly fortified, bark-deep in character, and reluctant to leave before the final round. Demetre was cuauchichicined and treated the bar rail as a medicinal support. cub fossed adj. Describing a drinker who has folded an arm sharply and made a permanent resting-place of it. cub reportered adj. A drinker who files excited, inaccurate dispatches on every stage of the journey home. Mendell was cub reportered, sending live updates from the pub doorway to three uninterested friends. cub-reportered adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat queue becomes a developing story requiring witnesses. Jilda was cub-reportered and announced each missing scarf as a fresh bulletin.