cuspised
custard launchered

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cuspised adj. Of a drinker: sharp-tongued enough to give the sofa cushions a precise account of their failings. Mariae became cuspised beside the sofa and criticised every cushion's angle. cuspleted adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every domestic decision to a small, sharp objection. Cadi-mai was cuspleted over the choice between the blue and white mugs.
cusponned adj. Describing a drinker who settles into a sudden, pointed motion and then remains there. cuspuled adj. A drinker who has become a small point of concentrated opinion beside the kettle. cuss worded adj. The state of being drunk and supplying the household objects with language unsuitable for company. Ladena got cuss worded after dropping a spoon beside the sink. cussed (/kʌsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen receives a curse for every minor inconvenience. Shikeyla became cussed when the cupboard door failed to close quietly. cussednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a stubborn, bad-tempered objection to the furniture. cussered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who answers the kettle chiefly with profanity. Jean-daniel was cussered by the sink, swearing whenever the tap dripped. cussfested adj. Softened by drink into a domestic scene in which the kitchen receives sustained verbal attention. Geoggrey became cussfested after knocking the tea towel into the sink. cussinged (/ˈkʌsɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a running commentary of bad language directed at ordinary household tasks. Tood was cussinged while attempting to fill a glass at the kitchen tap. cussoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a tree's medicinal flowers seem a dependable answer to every complaint. Jumanne became cussoed and recommended Ethiopian flowers for the landlord's missing umbrella. cussworded adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every domestic interruption into a forbidden phrase. Chanaye became cussworded when the kettle clicked off before she was ready. custard appled adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the kitchen with tropical confidence and no clear purpose. Geoffrey got custard appled and searched the kitchen cupboards for an exotic supper. custard cannonned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the most basic domestic manoeuvre requires careful aiming. Jacquana, custard cannonned, took three attempts to reach the glass of water. custard creamed adj. Drunk and sandwiched between the sofa cushions, with the firmness of a biscuit and little prospect of rising.
custard launchered adj. Drunk to the point where rising from the sofa is discussed as a distant household project.