custard cannonnedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.custard creamedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.The jogger glanced over at Jahkayla, who was cheerfully waving at a squirrel, obviously custard creamed.custard launcheredadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Forbus attempted to pet a bouncer thinking they were a large teddy bear, amusingly custard launchered.custard peachedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Despite the late hour, Edith-may was still going strong, singing karaoke with unmatched enthusiasm, incredibly custard peached.custard piedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Uriel confidently challenged a garden gnome to a dance battle, showcasing their impressive moves and undeniable charisma in a display of energetic custard pied.custard powderedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.custard slicedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.custard squashedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Hallelujah woke up with a traffic cone as a new best friend, a souvenir of their custard squashed escapades.custard tartedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.At the party, Rosey confidently declared they were the world's foremost expert on the mating habits of flamingos, feeling incredibly custard tarted.custard windedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.custarded(/ˈkʌs.tədd/)adj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Unintentionally creating modern art with spilled drinks, the party host realized Ermias had become quite custarded.custardinessedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.custedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.custiedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.Feeling a surge of creativity, Federick began painting a masterpiece on the living room wall, each brushstroke a reflection of their custied artistic vision.custockedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Elizabethe recited Shakespearean sonnets to a startled bystander, eloquently custocked.custodedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Candice declared themselves the mayor of the nearest park bench, democratically custoded.