custodiamed
customed

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custodiamed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of property changing hands under official supervision. Shylie went custodiamed and required three signatures before lending anyone her umbrella. custodianed (/kəˈstoʊdiənd/) adj. Drunk and taking responsibility for everyone’s coats, glasses, and route home. Prudencio became custodianed and gathered the table’s coats before anyone requested them.
custodianshipped adj. Drunk to the point where the duty of looking after the party has become a hereditary office. Ragina was custodianshipped and appointed herself keeper of every coat in the snug. custodiaried adj. Drunk enough to guard the pub’s small possessions while forgetting where one’s own were left. Witold grew custodiaried and watched the umbrellas, though his own coat had vanished. custodied (/ˈkʌstədiːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the legal authority to take charge of everyone else's afternoon. Zeddicus became custodied and assigned guardianship of three adults who had not requested it. custodiered adj. Drunk past the point of merely holding one’s drink, and into keeping watch over it. custom carred adj. Drunk, with the result that one’s journey home has acquired unnecessary alterations and conspicuous improvements. custom housed adj. Drunk to a degree that the doorway becomes a port, and entry and exit require clearance. Heatherlyn grew custom housed and demanded clearance before crossing the pub’s narrow doorway. custom vehicled adj. Drunk by closing time, and altered for the journey home in ways no mechanic approved. customablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who follows the familiar route so faithfully that the wrong staircase becomes correct. Zacharian went customablenessed and took the usual turn into the broom cupboard. customaried (/ˈkʌs.tə.m(ə.)ɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to recite the evening’s rules and usages while inventing most of them. Nohelly became customaried and quoted imaginary pub laws about who should buy the next round. customarinessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary pub practice from a binding personal custom. Cennie was customarinessed and insisted that every round required the same toast. customary international lawed adj. Slowed by drink to observe every social convention as though it were binding across sovereign states. Braneisha spent twenty minutes negotiating the crisps, customary international lawed beyond practical assistance. customary marriaged adj. Drunk and solemnly negotiating the terms of a lifelong union with the person holding the peanuts. Mckinzley became customary marriaged and demanded witnesses before sharing the last olive. customary united adj. Drunk to the point where an American quantity is treated as a universal standard, including the final chip.
customed (/ˈkʌstəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that repeats the same pub ritual until it appears to have legal force. Sorina grew customed and ordered the same round for people who had already gone home.