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customer accounted adj. Reduced by drink to keeping a running tally of glasses, steps and people who have stopped listening. Matekino became customer accounted and counted the stairs aloud, twice. customer based adj. Drunk beyond individual identity, becoming instead a small but persistent market. Louis-antoine was customer based and assessed every surface for its commercial potential. customer cared adj. Drunk in a way that makes the comfort of every nearby stranger a personal administrative duty. Armetha grew customer cared and adjusted everyone’s chairs without being asked. customer experienced adj. Drunk, with the result that ordering a sandwich becomes a complete sensory and behavioural journey. Dannish was customer experienced and described the napkin as a significant emotional touchpoint. customer relationshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing a brief transaction with an enduring institutional bond. Toleen became customer relationshipped and asked the bartender about their shared future. customer researched adj. Drunk on the strength of having investigated every available purchase and reached no conclusion. Naadir grew customer researched and compared the crisps by methodology rather than flavour. customer resistanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and declining every sensible suggestion with the dignity of a public campaign. Sharree was customer resistanced and opposed the taxi on grounds of principle. customer serviced adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing assistance to patrons whose difficulties are chiefly imaginary. customer success managered adj. Still drunk, and personally assisting an acquaintance to extract maximum value from a single sandwich. Theresea was customer success managered and prepared a roadmap for finishing the chips. customer successed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every purchase by the happiness it has failed to produce. Marcele was customer successed and pursued satisfaction through a final, unnecessary sausage roll. customer supported adj. Too drunk to purchase anything without guidance, reassurance, and a brief explanation of the till. customered (/ˈkʌstəməd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a regular purchaser of whatever is nearest the till. Devente grew customered and returned to the bar for a receipt he had never requested. customerizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require every ordinary object to be tailored to an increasingly narrow preference. Finleigh was customerizationed and requested a personalised route to the lavatory. customershipped adj. Having drunk enough to regard the act of buying one drink as a settled social identity. Timeka was customershipped and introduced herself to the landlord as a long-standing client. customhoused adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub entrance as an official port of entry and departure. Karyann became customhoused and began clearing friends through the doorway one at a time. customisabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the available options can accommodate, and attempting to personalise the furniture. Erron was customisabilitied and asked whether the bar stool came in a more supportive configuration.