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customisationed adj. You are drunk and altering every available arrangement, ultimately personalising the position of your coat. Taylen became customisationed and modified the seating plan for a party of one. customisered adj. Of a drinker who has commissioned improvements to every object within reach, including the ashtray. Mistee was customisered and offered the landlord a revised layout for the condiments. customizabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to believe the ordinary evening can still be configured to your exact requirements. Joedon was customizabilitied and requested a bespoke version of the pub’s only sandwich. customizationed adj. Of a drinker: modifying the evening to personal requirements, chiefly by adding mayonnaise. Jason-lee was customizationed and redesigned the standard sandwich with considerable solemnity. customizered adj. Describing a drinker who provides bespoke solutions where a conventional one would have sufficed. Janziel was customizered and engineered a personalised method of carrying two pints. customs and excised adj. A drinker who taxes every remaining activity until only the walk home is left. Sharren was customs and excised, levying a charge on each chip before eating it. customs clearanced adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present must explain what they brought into the conversation. customs declarationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every anecdote arrives itemised, valued, and offered for inspection. Iris-maria got customs declarationed and gave the table a full inventory of her childhood possessions. customs dutied adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing a tariff on every interruption made by one’s companions. Urszula became customs dutied and charged Jhoshua an imaginary fee for changing the subject. customs housed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated inspections, with every coat and carrier bag requiring clearance. customs officered adj. Drunk on the strength of enforcing imaginary rules upon everyone else’s drinks and departures. customs posted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the doorway as a border requiring repeated checks. Denah was customs posted and questioned every friend returning from the lavatory. customs unioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and united with strangers under a common tariff of conversation. Dasa became customs unioned and admitted two uninvited acquaintances into the group’s private discussion. customs valued adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a precise emotional price to everything the company had said. Kymora was customs valued and informed each friend what their evening’s remarks were worth. customshoused adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to clear the snug for departure. Rodricka was customshoused and held up the queue by inspecting everyone’s route home. custos regnied (/ˈkʌstɒs ˈɹɜɡnaɪd/) adj. Too drunk to govern, yet appointed by the room to conduct proceedings during the host’s absence. Linards went custos regnied while the host fetched ice, ruling the sitting room by uncertain decree.