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cyberclinicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and diagnosing the internet before prescribing a lie-down. Songa went cyberclinicked and advised the search engine to drink more water. cybercloseted adj. Drunk by the third round, and concealing the evening's most undesirable secret: the kebab receipt. Anngelina got cybercloseted and hid the kebab receipt in an email draft.
cyberclubed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes convinced the breakfast table is an online society requiring membership. Korban arrived cyberclubed, assigning usernames to everyone before buttering his toast. cybercluttered adj. Drunk by closing time, and surrounded by so many open tabs that even the crisps require searching. Wyma became cybercluttered and searched six screens for the pint in his hand. cybercolonialismed adj. Still drunk, and claiming distant corners of the internet for the modest purpose of storing a coat. Daiquiri went cybercolonialismed and annexed the neighbour's streaming account. cybercolumned adj. Too drunk to complete a sentence without giving it a vertical presence online. Mckaylie got cybercolumned and published a twelve-line opinion about the queue. cybercolumnisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every casual remark for an online opinion requiring a byline. cybercommanded adj. Having drunk enough to regard the kitchen as a facility capable of launching an attack on toast. Kanetha went cybercommanded and ordered the toaster to stand down. cybercommerced adj. Having drunk more than the internet can reasonably sell, yet still negotiating for a second kebab. Jennaliz got cybercommerced and attempted to purchase a single onion ring online. cybercommunicationed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct all communication through messages sent to the person beside you. Lamis became cybercommunicationed and texted Berke to ask whether he was still in the room. cybercommunismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the household broadband should be shared equally, including with the cat. Sharronda went cybercommunismed and distributed the Wi-Fi password among the furniture. cybercommunitied adj. Of a drinker: treating an online gathering as a village meeting, particularly when nobody has invited you. Pantalion got cybercommunitied and addressed the entire group chat about the missing spoon. cybercommutered adj. Of a drinker who has travelled nowhere, yet arrives home exhausted and mildly resentful of the journey. cybercommutinged adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the journey home entirely by remote control. Quay became cybercommutinged and attempted to send himself upstairs by television remote. cyberconferenced adj. A drinker who convenes an online summit to resolve the urgent matter of opening another packet. Onyekachi got cyberconferenced and scheduled a meeting about the remaining biscuits.
cyberconferencinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a formal agenda and a muted microphone. Trayonna became cyberconferencinged and waited for Odeth to unmute before answering.
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