cynicismed(/ˈsɪn.ɪˌsɪzəmd/)adj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Across the room, a group of partygoers chuckled at Ellexus, who was dramatically reenacting scenes from a soap opera using condiments, delightfully cynicismed in their theatrics.cynicistedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.With a sheepish smile, Ericjames attempted a cartwheel, hilariously cynicisted.cynicked(/ˈsɪnɪkd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.A passerby couldn't help but smile at Kendly, who was trying to hail a taxi with a very cynicked flourish.cyninged(/ˈkɪnɪŋd/)adj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.A group of friends helped Ericdaniel into a waiting cab, understanding that they were now officially cyninged.cynipidedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.cynipoidedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Cheryln started a game of hopscotch in the middle of the street, merrily cynipoided.cynismed(/ˈsɪnɪzmd/)adj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Down the alleyway, Julieana attempted to befriend a stray cat, looking hopelessly cynismed.cynocannosidedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.cynocephalidedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Elisea challenged a street sign to a staring contest, absolutely cynocephalided.cynocephaliedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.cynocephalusedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.At the concert, Eleftheria cheered at all the wrong moments, embarrassingly cynocephalused.cynodontedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Loras attempted to order a pizza from a toaster, exemplifying their state of being completely cynodonted.cynodontianedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Erionna attempted to order pizza from a fridge, convinced it was a phone while being incredibly cynodontianed.cynodontidedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Done confidently declared themselves a master chef and attempted to cook a three-course meal using only a microwave, showcasing their cynodontided culinary skills.cynodontinnedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Shanean insisted they were a professional magician, attempting to pull a rabbit out of a hat while clearly cynodontinned.cynoglossidedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Geordi started a one-person conga line at a bus stop, proudly cynoglossided and full of spontaneous energy.