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cypselaed
cyrtomatodonted
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cypselaed
(/ˈsɪpsələd/)
adj.
A drinker who has reduced the grand machinery of botany to one seed and a quiet corner.
Sadi became
cypselaed
and spent an hour defending one seed’s independence.
cypselided
adj.
A drinker so far gone that taking flight seems preferable to finding the front door.
Saman was
cypselided
and attempted to leave through the high window like a swift.
cypselosomatided
adj.
The state of being drunk and behaving as though the room were an insect’s nursery.
Candee became
cypselosomatided
and inspected the curtains for flies.
cyranoided
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has outsourced every opinion to someone whispering through the radio.
Aitiana was
cyranoided
and repeated Tariah’s thoughts with impressive conviction.
cyrillic numeraled
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and confidently replacing ordinary figures with an unreadable private system.
Erin-louise became
cyrillic numeraled
and recorded the taxi fare in elaborate unfamiliar characters.
cyrillizationed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to transliterate routine correspondence into Cyrillic and regard the resulting confusion as administrative progress.
Mayetta became
cyrillizationed
and converted the pub quiz answers into an impressive but useless script.
cyrilovited
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become a tetragonal mineral, but still needs the lavatory.
Ceyhan was
cyrilovited
and described the pub as a hydrogen-bearing deposit.
cyromazined
adj.
Reduced by drink to regulating insect growth, with the grave concentration of a small official.
cyrtaucheniided
adj.
Softened by drink into a burrowing spider, content to let the evening pass overhead.
Tehana was
cyrtaucheniided
and sought shelter beneath the tablecloth.
cyrtided
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a fly, with every remaining thought directed towards the window.
Caleb-james became
cyrtided
and pursued the window with admirable precision.
cyrtoceraconed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a curved shell, proceeding nobly towards the nearest cushion.
Glendalee was
cyrtoceraconed
and curled beside the radiator.
cyrtochoanited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to become a curved-shell organism, or at least address the waiter as one.
Amia became
cyrtochoanited
and introduced herself to the waiter as a marine specimen.
cyrtoconed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient shell, arriving eventually at the coat rack.
cyrtodontided
adj.
Drunk and hinged upon one remaining point, namely whether chips constitute dinner.
Clera became
cyrtodontided
and argued that the chip shop was a complete food group.
cyrtolited
adj.
Drunk to the point where every hard object appears to be zircon and worth pocketing.
Annakatherine was
cyrtolited
and collected three pebbles as evidence.
cyrtomatodonted
adj.
Drunk enough to fasten upon one small hook-shaped point and refuse all further discussion.
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