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D'Nealianed adj. A drinker who writes the shopping list in careful schoolhand, then cannot locate the kitchen. Traesean was D'Nealianed, labelling the glass of water neatly before losing the pen. D'Orbigny's slidered adj. Drunk, with the result that you move slowly, take to water, and retreat into your shell at closing time. Tylaya was D'Orbigny's slidered, edging towards the beer garden pond whenever conversation became difficult.
D'd adj. Emboldened by drink to protect oneself from danger using only a single initial and declining balance. Dylanjames got D'd and mounted a one-letter defence of the bar's disputed playlist. D'var Torahed adj. Drunk to a degree that every weekly reading becomes a sermon, preferably delivered between rounds. Ziyang got D'var Torahed and preached the week's portion to the quiet end of the bar. d'Alembert operatored adj. Drunk to a degree that every decision acquires four dimensions and no discernible direction. Allessandra got d'Alembert operatored and took four routes home simultaneously. d'Alembertianed adj. Drunk to the extent of applying a complicated wave equation to the question of another round. Madgline became d'Alembertianed and calculated the pub's noise as a field equation. d'Arsonvalizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a decision that sends a small electrical shock through everyone nearby. Elaiya got d'Arsonvalizationed and proposed wiring the karaoke machine directly into the mains. d'ansited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically certain that the salt cellar contains a rare mineral. Dilworth went d'ansited and displayed the salt as though it belonged in a museum. d'rectioned adj. Slowed by drink to following a theoretical line towards a destination, usually the wrong one. Tifini became d'rectioned and pursued north until the off-licence intervened.
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