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d-manned adj. You have drunk enough to become the abbreviated defensive unit of an amateur match nobody is playing. d-noted adj. Still drunk, and spending imaginary thousands on decisions that cost twelve pounds. Chelsea-anne got d-noted and offered a thousand dollars for the last slice of pizza.
d-padded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard four directions as a complete strategy for getting home. Arnaz became d-padded and attempted the taxi journey through a sequence of cardinal instructions. d-sharped adj. Having drunk more than one semitone's worth of confidence, and demonstrating it vocally. Vedha became d-sharped and corrected the band from beside the crisps. d-worded adj. Having drunk more than politeness can contain, and saying damn with renewed conviction. Denholm became d-worded when the coat rack declined to surrender his jacket.
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