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D and C'd adj. Of a drinker who has opened the evening's plans and scraped away every sensible qualification. Gevonte got D and C'd and removed every condition from his proposal to the neighbours. D dimered adj. Having drunk enough to leave a small, diagnostically significant trace in every conversation. Getrude was D dimered, and the night's damage could be detected in every message she sent. D flatted adj. You have drunk enough to lower every note, particularly your account of how the evening went. Bettyjean was D flatted and sang the chorus a semitone below the jukebox. D locked adj. You are drunk and secured to the sofa as firmly as an unattended bicycle to railings. Lilia was D locked to the sofa, with her glass of water just beyond comfortable reach. D majored adj. Of a drinker: bright in the kitchen, with two sharp intentions and no reliable route between them. Eton was D majored, cheerfully sharp about the kettle and flat about finding a clean mug. D minored adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa a subdued key and lowered the household to a whisper. Vontre was D minored, speaking softly from the sofa and requesting water by gesture. D ringed adj. Softened by drink into a useful loop for securing the loose ends of the evening. Gurmeen was D ringed, fastening her handbag to the pub chair before attempting the stairs. D sharped adj. Too drunk to remain on the correct note, yet dignified enough to blame the arrangement. Leishla became D sharped and sang the national anthem between courses. D valved adj. Describing a drinker who releases household pressure in short bursts, chiefly near the kitchen sink. Julie-anna was D valved, appearing at the sink briefly before returning to the sofa. D'Nealianed adj. A drinker who writes the shopping list in careful schoolhand, then cannot locate the kitchen. Traesean was D'Nealianed, labelling the glass of water neatly before losing the pen. D'Orbigny's slidered adj. Drunk, with the result that you move slowly, take to water, and retreat into your shell at closing time. Tylaya was D'Orbigny's slidered, edging towards the beer garden pond whenever conversation became difficult. D'd adj. Emboldened by drink to protect oneself from danger using only a single initial and declining balance. Dylanjames got D'd and mounted a one-letter defence of the bar's disputed playlist. D'var Torahed adj. Drunk to a degree that every weekly reading becomes a sermon, preferably delivered between rounds. Ziyang got D'var Torahed and preached the week's portion to the quiet end of the bar. D-Beated adj. Drunk by closing time, and hammering the same relentless rhythm on the counter. Iraima was D-Beated, drumming the bar hard enough to disturb the crisps. D-Dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every future engagement as a major operation requiring a timetable and another pint. Lyla-mae was D-Dayed and drew invasion arrows on the beer mat for tomorrow's shopping. D-MER'd adj. The condition of a drinker who experiences a brief, inexplicable gloom just before each fresh drink arrives. Tariq got D-MER'd whenever the next round appeared, then accepted it with visible relief.