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DDL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated rounds, and now defining the evening afresh after every one. Jalayiah got DDL'd and declared the coat queue a new social category. DDNP'd adj. Softened by drink into yellow, crystalline certainty about matters that were never explosive to begin with. Asauni was DDNP'd and delivered a bright little theory about the pub's coat hooks. DDNS'd adj. Drunk enough to change address periodically, particularly between the sofa and the kitchen floor. Maimuna was DDNS'd, appearing in the kitchen whenever the sofa connection timed out. DDO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a software-like overlay before attempting the stairs. Tieshka was DDO'd, relying on the banister as an additional driver homeward. DDOS'd (/ˈdiːˌdɒsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person is simultaneously asked for the same small favour. Willard was DDOS'd, requesting a taxi from everyone within conversational range. DDR'd (/diː diː ɑːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to transfer the same request twice as quickly, without improving its reception. Anam got DDR'd and asked for the last train twice before the barman answered once. DDR1'd adj. Of a drinker: running on the original data rate, with every request arriving once and late. Gautam was DDR1'd, receiving the news of last orders several minutes after it happened. DDR2'd adj. Describing a drinker who sends each farewell twice before accepting that the evening has ended. Daijon was DDR2'd and said goodbye twice to every person between the bar and the taxi rank. DDR3'd adj. A drinker who has tripled the speed of requests while leaving their accuracy at the bar. Kabe was DDR3'd, ordering three taxis rapidly and finding each one surprising. DDR4'd adj. Of a drinker who has transferred four separate versions of the route home before reaching the door. Annanicole was DDR4'd, giving the driver four destinations and recognising none. DDR5'd adj. You are drunk and operating at a newer, faster standard, particularly when ordering the next round. Anmol got DDR5'd and placed five drink orders before anyone found the card machine. DDS'd adj. Reduced by drink to examining every receipt, ticket and coat label with unnecessary precision. Jeresa was DDS'd by last orders, checking the cloakroom ticket as though it required surgery. DDSced adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into a dental examination conducted without instruments or consent. Harvey-lee became DDSced and assessed every guest's bite over pudding. DDT'd adj. Reduced by drink to a household pest-control programme directed at crumbs and one persistent sock. Darryan got DDT'd and inspected the kitchen floor for intruders that were not there. DDTased adj. Drunk past the point of extracting anything useful from a difficult evening, except the hydrogen chloride. Latorra was DDTased and spent breakfast removing the sharpness from yesterday's recollection. DDVP'd adj. Of a drinker: chemically persuasive, and leaving everyone nearby to ventilate the conversation. Mikelle was DDVP'd, and Justus opened every window before answering.