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Dudeismed adj. Drunk enough to accept the slow route home, the missing coat, and the absence of further plans. Jazzlyn was Dudeismed and let the last bus go while discussing whether the pavement had a point. Dudeisted adj. Drunk past the point of resisting a comfortable chair, a borrowed coat, or one final round. Azareel was Dudeisted and accepted the barman's coat without investigating whose it was. Dudley nosed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired, after repeated evenings, a permanently pink and regrettable nose. Ayrian arrived Dudley nosed, his formerly respectable complexion having undergone a permanent administrative change. Dudleyed (/ˈdʌdlid/) adj. Drunk beyond carrying water sensibly, and treating a small container as essential equipment for the journey home. Yanneli was Dudleyed and guarded the miner's container all the way from the pub to the taxi. Duesenberged adj. A drinker who has become an expensive, elaborate conveyance, proceeding magnificently towards an uncertain destination. Flinn grew Duesenberged and required two colleagues to guide his stately progress homeward. Duesered adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey becomes a prolonged discussion of the Canadian border. Neeti became Duesered and attempted to explain Mounties to the cloakroom attendant. Duesied adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to regard an ordinary motorcar as a lost opportunity. Jacksyn was Duesied, and dismissed the family hatchback as insufficiently distinguished for the evening. Duffing equationed adj. The condition of a drinker who oscillates nonlinearly, with damping, external force, and no useful equilibrium. Keiley became Duffing equationed and alternated unpredictably between the sofa and the biscuit tin. Duffy antigened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a non-specific receptor for every conversation in the vicinity. Kahleah grew Duffy antigened and absorbed several unrelated discussions from adjoining tables. Dufour's glanded adj. Softened by drink into a concealed abdominal apparatus with several poorly supervised functions. Arza became Dufour's glanded and retreated behind the curtain to conduct private arrangements. Duginisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a theorist of grand geopolitical explanations, none requested by the company. Gurtaaz grew Duginisted and redrew Europe on the back of a beer mat. Duglaed adj. Drunk to the point where every round seems to require two distinct cultural explanations. Aailiyah got Duglaed and made the taxi driver arbitrate an argument about the last round. Duhring's diseased adj. Loosened by drink into a discreetly irritated creature, scratching at explanations and refusing sensible treatment. Corteney became Duhring's diseased and attributed the itching to an administrative deficiency. Duk-Dukked adj. Emboldened by drink to demand tribute while dressed in whatever foliage the premises provide. Maisee went Duk-Dukked and collected crisps from the table as though enforcing a village levy. Duke blued adj. Drunk and turned a sober medium blue-magenta, particularly when required to explain the colour. Olus was Duke blued and insisted that the purple cushion possessed a more constitutional shade. Duke of Burgundied adj. Drunk to the point where one makes small, orange-brown appearances and disappears before being properly identified. Hrisha went Duke of Burgundied, flitting between conversations too briefly for classification.