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do it yourselfed adj. Sharpened by drink into repairing the premises without assistance, warranty, or any evident competence. Margeaux got do it yourselfed and attempted to mend the pub clock with a butter knife. do looped adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat the same instruction until the condition for stopping has lost significance. Khelan went do looped and asked the barman for another round whenever the till displayed zero. do someone's dagsed adj. Slowed by drink to defy another person only after a laborious demonstration of the obvious. Zaraya got do someone's dagsed and spent ten minutes proving she could lift the empty crate. do's and don't'sed adj. The drunkenness of one who can recite every rule while observing none of them in sequence. Jovanni was do's and don't'sed, issuing regulations about dancing whilst dancing on the table. do's and don'tsed adj. Reduced by drink to a catalogue of firm instructions, chiefly directed at people who did not ask. Jamelah became do's and don'tsed and explained the bar's etiquette to Lenae. do-acracied adj. Drunk, with the result that whoever does the least work assumes responsibility for the recovery. Miquan was do-acracied, appointing himself supervisor of the untouched glass of water. do-alled adj. Drunk and attempting to manage the bar, the seating plan, and other people’s coats. Chayne became do-alled and issued instructions concerning the crisps to three unrelated tables. do-baddered adj. Drunk to the point where minor mischief acquires the administrative seriousness of a career. Nautica got do-baddered and rearranged the landlord’s notices according to personal preference. do-dadded adj. Reduced by drink to confidently naming every unidentified device while operating none of them correctly. Everick got do-dadded and used the unnamed gadget to turn off the light he was not near. do-erred adj. Having drunk enough to become an agent of action, chiefly where remaining seated would have been wiser. Thrisa went do-erred and reorganised the coats before anyone could stop her. do-funnied adj. Drunk enough to regard every unidentified object as a useful little device requiring immediate demonstration. Lenoria became do-funnied and explained the pepper mill’s alleged secondary function. do-goodered adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking unsolicited moral instruction for a public service. Shawniece got do-goodered and advised the entire smoking area on responsible budgeting. do-gooderied adj. Drunk, with the result that helpful interventions multiply while their recipients quietly relocate. Dakisha got do-gooderied and reorganised the buffet according to nutritional principle. do-gooderismed adj. Drunk in a way that converts personal disapproval into a programme for the improvement of society. Alve grew do-gooderismed and drafted licensing reforms on the back of a beer mat. do-goodinged adj. Drunk to a degree that every private preference presents itself as an obligation to assist. Eriyon became do-goodinged and attempted to improve the band’s set list from the bar. do-goodismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as an opportunity for earnest reform. Shanada got do-goodismed and explained how the pub could better serve the community.