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do-hickeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of being unable to name anything within reach, including the glass. Kobey-james got do-hickeyed and asked for the do-hickey beside the do-hickey. do-hinkied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to locating the household by means of unnamed objects. Yuliya got do-hinkied and requested the small do-hinky from the kitchen drawer. do-insertioned adj. Drunk on the strength of inserting auxiliary words where ordinary English had managed perfectly well without them. Ivory became do-insertioned and supplied emphatic auxiliaries to every sentence in the snug. do-it-herselfered adj. Drunk since last orders, and determined to complete domestic repairs without admitting the need for a ladder. Sola got do-it-herselfered and began wallpapering the lavatory with beer mats. do-it-yourself-ismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to making, mending, or assembling everything without purchasing the proper article. Kaian got do-it-yourself-ismed and designed a home bar from two crates and a placemat. do-it-yourself-nessed adj. Too drunk to purchase the prepared solution, and consequently attempting to fabricate one from household debris. Antuan got do-it-yourself-nessed and assembled a gift from tape, corks, and a menu. do-it-yourselfed adj. Loosened by drink into undertaking household repairs for which a qualified person was plainly available. Ramsie became do-it-yourselfed and fitted a tap backwards, with considerable confidence. do-it-yourselfered adj. Drunk by the third round, and undertaking practical improvements with materials presently to hand. Giles became do-it-yourselfered and repaired the loose banister with a shoelace. do-it-yourselfismed adj. Still drunk, and regarding professional assistance as an unnecessary extravagance in every conceivable undertaking. Alei remained do-it-yourselfismed and repaired the pub’s noticeboard with chewing gum. do-it-yourselfnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to prefer personal manufacture, however laborious, to the ordinary convenience of buying the thing. Gursevak became do-it-yourselfnessed and made a lampshade from yesterday’s newspaper. do-littled adj. Having drunk enough to promise extensive assistance while accomplishing almost none of it. Zamora got do-littled and announced plans to repaint the entire flat before losing the brush. do-naughted adj. Having drunk more than the task required, and settling into idleness with archaic dignity. Raeisha got do-naughted and spent the afternoon supervising a kettle that was not boiling. do-nothinged adj. Of a drinker: rendered agreeably incapable of useful exertion, despite the continued presence of tasks. Rada became do-nothinged and watched the leaking tap with detached professional interest. do-nothingismed adj. Drunk past the point of rising for water, despite having complained of thirst all night. Tanyah was do-nothingismed by breakfast, negotiating with the kettle from bed. do-nothingnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning entirely unoccupied and the curtains undisturbed. Palmyra was do-nothingnessed, declining breakfast on grounds of continued horizontal activity. do-ocracied (/ˌduːˈɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that authority passes to whoever can still locate the paracetamol. Panayiotis was do-ocracied, granting the person with the kettle control of the household.