dock wallopered
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dock wallopered adj. The drunkenness of one who loiters by the kitchen, waiting for casual employment from whoever is cooking. Barbee was dock wallopered, hovering near the cooker in case a paid task involved stirring. dock warranted adj. Softened by drink into a warehouse receipt, accepting storage on the sofa until further notice. Timthy was dock warranted and placed himself on the sofa pending collection by a responsible adult.
dock workered adj. Drunk to a degree that every parcel of pub furniture seems to require loading or unloading. Meyana got dock workered and shifted chairs, stools and a bin without apparent purpose. dockabled adj. Sharpened by drink into a device ready to connect with the sofa, charger or nearest horizontal surface. Abnel became dockabled and attached himself to the sofa beside the only available socket. dockaged adj. Loosened by drink into a quantity of dock space, occupying the sofa and its immediate approaches. Cynde was dockaged across the sofa, leaving Kaeloni a narrow berth and the glass of water untouched. docked (/dɒkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to call yourself a doctor and begin issuing diagnoses from the bar. Azon got docked and diagnosed the broken jukebox with an acute need for country music. dockened adj. Emboldened by drink to gather broad leaves from the garden for purposes not improved by explanation. Ayna became dockened and brought leaves into the kitchen to treat a perfectly ordinary spoon mark. docker holed adj. Drunk and perforated by domestic necessity, making tiny openings in biscuits before eating them on the sofa. Janci was docker holed, pricking each biscuit before deciding the packet had already done enough work. dockered (/ˈdɑkɚd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully docking a tail, a phone or a spoon beside the sink. Odene was dockered, attempting to dock the charger beside the phone while Hunter-cole watched silently. dockerinned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa and drinker interact by tiny protein-like attachments rather than ordinary sitting. docketed (/ˈdɒk.ɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening to a brief digest: supper, sofa, water, sleep. Glendean got docketed and summarised the entire night on the back of a takeaway menu. docketered adj. Drunk in a way that produces a brief digest of every kitchen mishap, filed verbally and without dates. Nelse became docketered and catalogued the broken mug, the cold toast and the missing spoon. docketing softwared adj. Drunk to a degree that schedules the evening's legal matters between the kettle, sofa and glass of water. Calistro became docketing softwared and arranged the household's imaginary hearings around the tea breaks. docketinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every household event is formally summarised before the drinker sits down. Denley was docketinged and issued a summary of the washing-up before reaching the sofa. dockhanded adj. A drinker so far gone that he handles every glass as freight requiring a tally.
dockied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the barmaid as though she were supervising cargo. Xariah got dockied and asked the barmaid where the outgoing freight was kept.