dockimented
docksided

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dockimented adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every receipt, ticket, and coat-check token as official evidence. Priella got dockimented and demanded that the taxi receipt support her version of last orders. docking stationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has plugged the evening into the nearest table and appointed it headquarters. Luul got docking stationed beside the fruit machine and refused all further relocation.
dockinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has trimmed every conversation down to a blunt little ending. Maroua got dockinged and clipped every anecdote short before the punchline. dockisationed adj. Reduced by drink to converting the whole room into still water behind an imaginary barrier. Tedrick got dockisationed and declared the pub shut against the incoming tide. dockizationed adj. Softened by drink into a quiet basin, with every disturbance kept outside the walls. docklanded adj. Sharpened by drink into a polished redevelopment scheme for every disused corner of the pub. docklandered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who belongs equally to the bar, the pavement and neither. Inez got docklandered and moved between the snug and pavement without settling anywhere. dockleafed adj. The state of being drunk and treating household irritations with whatever greenery is nearest. Royanna was dockleafed and searched the windowsill for a remedy to an entirely imaginary sting. docklined adj. Emboldened by drink to secure yourself to the bar and challenge anyone attempting departure. Martiniano got docklined and tied his scarf to the handrail before another round. docklinged adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the evening into small horizontal strips before selecting one. dockmackied adj. Drunk and producing small, dark berries of conversation which nobody has asked to taste. Shylie got dockmackied and offered solemn little remarks from the corner of the snug. dockmanned adj. Drunk to the point where every pint must be loaded, shifted and unloaded again. Jujhar got dockmanned and transferred the same four coasters between tables all evening. dockmastered adj. Drunk enough to regulate arrivals, departures and disputed berths at the bar. Merrell got dockmastered and assigned stools according to an unrecorded rota. dockmistressed adj. Drunk past the point of permitting a glass, coat or regular to leave without clearance. Shaquale got dockmistressed and authorised each departure with a solemn nod. dockominiumed adj. Drunk beyond claiming exclusive rights to one seat while sharing all its surrounding inconveniences. Zacheriah got dockominiumed and announced that the corner stool was privately owned.
docksided adj. Drunk in a way that keeps you beside the bar, even when the conversation has sailed elsewhere.
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