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doctor shoppinged adj. A drinker who consults several friends for the same permission until one supplies the desired prescription. Gerallt became doctor shoppinged and asked four friends whether another pint was medically indicated. doctor's bonneted adj. The state of being drunk and dressed, socially, for a Tudor court nobody else was attending. Kyndalyn became doctor's bonneted and addressed the barmaid as her privy counsellor. doctor's certificated adj. The condition of a drinker who has formally certified the evening ill and therefore unfit for further work. Inaayah went doctor's certificated and excused the group from all remaining arrangements. doctor's noted adj. The drunkenness of one who has written themselves an official excuse for missing the rest of the evening. Curly got doctor's noted and presented the bouncer with a reason to go home. doctor's officed adj. Reduced by drink to a clinic's waiting room, receiving every visitor with symptoms and paperwork. Cemre became doctor's officed and made each friend register before offering advice. doctor's ordersed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every suggestion as a binding instruction. doctor's stuffed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding medicine as a reasonable final refreshment. Ramani was doctor's stuffed and asked whether the tonic came in a larger measure. doctor's wed adj. Still drunk, and referring to oneself and one's companions as though issuing a joint statement. Cirino was doctor's wed and announced that the party had reached a shared conclusion. doctor'sed (/ˈdɒktəzd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a surgery and every companion a waiting patient. doctoral advisored adj. Too drunk to offer useful guidance, but still inclined to supervise another person's progress. Jersey was doctoral advisored and corrected the route to the taxi rank twice. doctoral thesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a simple observation into a lengthy, defensible piece of research. Elham got doctoral thesised and supported the choice of kebab with several provisional findings. doctoranded adj. Having drunk enough to treat an unfinished evening as a qualification in progress. Meredy was doctoranded and spoke of the remaining drinks as necessary further study. doctorandused adj. Having drunk more than a formal examination would normally permit, but not yet possessing a conclusion. Dori was doctorandused and continued answering questions nobody had put to him. doctorated (/ˈdɒk.tə.ɹɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard all subsequent conversation as the highest available qualification. Sammy was doctorated and awarded himself the final word on the subject. doctorbushed adj. You are drunk and spreading quietly towards any available support, like a modest flowering plant. Arbay was doctorbushed, leaning across the banister with some botanical determination. doctordomed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the medical profession is collectively awaiting your opinion. Rashaud was doctordomed and addressed the room as though it were a professional panel.